The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week

Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. So each week, we round up the most hilarious 140-character quips from moms and dads to spread the joy. Scroll down to read the latest batch and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more!

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'I Am Sorry Ben'

<strong>Author</strong>: Zachary  <strong>Age</strong>: 8  <a href="https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/15/cute-kid-note-of-the-day-i-am-sorry-ben_n_4604175.html?utm_hp_ref=kid-note-of-the-day" target="_blank"><em>Click here to read the full note</em></a>

'Don't Tease People About Their Skin Color'

<strong>Author:</strong> Kaia  <strong>Age:</strong> 5  <a href="https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/21/cute-kid-note-of-the-day-dont-tease-people_n_4619647.html" target="_blank"><em>Click here to read the full note</em></a>

I Need Cash Now

<strong>Author:</strong> Reddit user <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1uusik/my_daughter_was_playing_with_tub_crayons_tonight/" target="_blank">mase_in_mass</a>'s daughter  <a href="https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/01/10/cute-kid-note-of-the-day-i-need-cash-now-_n_4575900.html?utm_hp_ref=kid-note-of-the-day" target="_blank"><em>Click here to read the full note</em></a>

Time For A New Pen

<strong>Author:</strong> Evelyn  <strong>Age:</strong> 9  <a href="https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/01/cute-kid-note-of-the-day-new-pen_n_4324421.html?utm_hp_ref=kid-note-of-the-day" target="_blank"><em>Click Here To Read The Full Note</em></a>

How To Cook A Turkey

<strong>Author: </strong>Anna  <strong>Age:</strong> 7  <a href="https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/27/cute-kid-note-how-to-cook-a-turkey_n_4349594.html?utm_hp_ref=kid-note-of-the-day" target="_blank"><em>Click Here To Read The Full Note</em></a>

Sister In My House

<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1rbslc/my_parents_keep_this_framed_on_the_wall_its_a/" target="_blank">Jonathan</a>  <strong>Age: </strong>2nd grade  <a href="https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/25/sister-in-my-house_n_4337998.html?utm_hp_ref=kid-note-of-the-day" target="_blank"><em>Click Here To Read The Full Kid Note</em></a>

I Made A Blob

<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1qs5x7/my_little_sisters_homework_assignment_at_least/" target="_blank">Reddit user rcv27</a>'s little sister  <a href="https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/18/cute-kid-note-of-the-day-blob_n_4297810.html?utm_hp_ref=kid-note-of-the-day" target="_blank"><em>Click here to read the full note</em></a>

Dear So-Called Tooth Fairy

<strong>Author: </strong>Carlos  <strong>Age</strong>: 9  <a href="https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/11/cute-kid-note-of-the-day-tooth-fairy-hashtag_n_4242253.html?utm_hp_ref=kid-note-of-the-day" target="_blank"><em>Click Here To Read The Full Note</em></a>

A Math Homework Mystery

<strong>Author</strong>: Ben  <strong>Age</strong>: 8  <a href="https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/12/05/cute-kid-note-of-the-day-math-homework-gas-station_n_4377265.html?utm_hp_ref=kid-note-of-the-day" target="_blank"><em>Click here to read the full note</em></a>

You Can Be My NEXT Boyfriend

<strong>Author</strong>: Reddit user <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/reasonable-doubt" target="_blank">Reasonable-doubt</a>'s little brother  <em><a href="https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/11/05/cute-kid-note-of-the-day-elementary-school-dating-girlfriend_n_4220445.html" target="_blank">Click Here To Read The Full Note</a></em>

Can I Do Karaty?

<strong>Author</strong>: Reddit user <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/1oyw1l/my_little_sister_gave_this_note_to_my_dad/" target="_blank">Perspireo's little sister</a>  <a href="https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/23/cute-kid-note-of-the-day-karaty_n_4144966.html" target="_blank"><em>Click Here To Read The Full Note</em></a>

Make It Rain Tacos

<strong>Author:</strong> Unknown  Via <a href="https://imgur.com/0tyH7gK" target="_blank">Reddit</a>
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Cloudy With A Chance Of Kale

<strong>Author</strong>: Alex  <strong>Age</strong>: 5  <a href="https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/28/cute-kid-note-of-the-day-cloudy-with-a-chance-of-kale_n_3745194.html" target="_blank">Click Here To See The Full Note</a>

An Opinion Question

Author: Reddit user <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1mum1h/an_accurate_depiction_of_mornings_in_our/" target="_blank">geni91782's kid </a> Age: 6  <em><a href="https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/23/cute-kid-note-of-the-day-opinion-question_n_3975026.html?utm_hp_ref=kid-note-of-the-day" target="_blank">Click Here To Read The Full Note</a></em>

Macy's School Hairstyles

Author: Macy  Age: 9  <a href="https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/20/cute-kid-note-of-the-day-macys-school-hair-styles_n_3954023.html?1379700891" target="_blank">Click Here To Read The Full Note</a>

Stating The Obvious

Author: <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1mllgt/my_son_the_consummate_smartass_i_think_third/" target="_blank">Reddit user flaggfox</a>'s son  Grade Level: 3rd  <a href="https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/18/cute-kid-note-of-the-day_n_3946994.html" target="_blank"><em>Click Here To Read The Full Cute Kid Note</em></a>

Three Sentences That Mean The World

Author: <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/1mj0yr/as_a_single_male_and_unable_to_have_children_i/" target="_blank">Reddit user johnr87410's</a> son Josiah  Age: 12  <em><a href="https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/17/cute-kid-note-of-the-day-three-sentences_n_3941158.html" target="_blank">Click Here to See The Full Note</a></em>

Goals For 3rd Grade

<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1m65qa/reaching_for_the_stars_my_sons_goals_for_3rd_grade/" target="_blank">Reddit user elbostonian's son</a>  <strong>Age:</strong> Third Grader  <em><a href="https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/11/cute-kid-note-of-the-day-goals-for-grade-3_n_3908778.html?1378934591" target="_blank">Click Here To Read The Full Note</a></em>

Dear Bill Clinton

Author: Young "Scooter" Cheeks  Posted by: Grown-up Scooter Cheeks, now known as Reddit user <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1mgqmi/soi_just_found_the_letter_i_sent_to_bill_clinton/" target="_blank">champscheeks</a>  <a href="https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/16/letter-to-bill-clinton_n_3935797.html" target="_blank">Click Here To Read The Full Note</a>

One Track, His Mind Is

Author: Lucas  Age: 4  <a href="https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/09/13/cute-kid-note-of-the-day-yoda_n_3908067.html" target="_blank">Click here to read the full note.</a>

A Note From The Teacher

<strong>Author</strong>: Sadie  <strong>Age:</strong> 8  <em><a href="https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/08/27/cute-kid-note-from-the-teacher_n_3819103.html?utm_hp_ref=kid-note-of-the-day" target="_blank">Click Here To Read The Full Note</a></em>

If The Shoe Fits...

<strong>Author:</strong> <a href="https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1jfiwu/my_cousin_did_this_hes_a_boy_and_hes_7/" target="_blank">Reddit user FrEsH_MiNt</a>'s cousin (via <a href="https://imgur.com/Ep0LfAt" target="_blank">Imgur</a>)  <strong>Age:</strong> 7  <a href="https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/31/if-the-shoe-fits-buy-it-in-every-color-cute-kid-note_n_3684285.html" target="_blank"><em>Click here to read the full note</em></a>

No Toking

<strong>Author:</strong> Maddie  <strong>Age:</strong> 6  <a href="https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/19/cute-kid-note-of-the-day-no-toking_n_3606177.html" target="_blank"><em>Click here to read the full note</em></a>
Author: Maddie Age: 6 Click here to read the full note

'You Are A Superhero'

<strong>Author:</strong> Gabriela  <strong>Age:</strong> 5  <a href="https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/14/cute-kid-note-of-the-day-perfect-mantra_n_3588232.html" target="_blank"><em>Click here to read the full note</em></a>

For Mommy

<strong>Author:</strong> Cooper  <strong>Age:</strong> 7  <a href="https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/10/cute-kid-note-of-the-day-road-rage_n_3563287.html" target="_blank"><em>Click here to read the full note: </em></a>

Fantasy vs. Reality

<strong>Author:</strong> Alex  <strong>Age:</strong> 9  <a href="https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/05/cute-kid-note-of-the-day-fox-news_n_2123124.html?utm_hp_ref=kid-note-of-the-day" target="_blank"><em>Click here to read the full note </em></a>

An iPad Note For Mom

<strong>Author</strong>: Jasmine   <strong>Age</strong>: 8  <a href="https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/02/cute-kid-note-of-the-day-ipad-password_n_3499103.html?1372776470" target="_blank"><em>Click here to read the full note </em></a>

Snax

<strong>Author</strong>: Blogger <a href="https://api.viglink.com/api/click?format=go&key=32baf9faf91103bc2a7aa19ce37d8c0d&loc=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffingtonpost.com%2F2013%2F06%2F22%2Fcute-kid-note-of-the-day-party-snax_n_3480417.html%3Futm_hp_ref%3Dkid-note-of-the-day&v=1&libId=2331929e-9313-476c-a483-7902dc59cb96&out=http%3A%2F%2Fletmestartbysayingblog.com%2F&ref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffingtonpost.com%2Fnews%2Fkid-note-of-the-day&title=Cute%20Kid%20Note%20Of%20The%20Day%3A%20Snax&txt=Kim%20Bongiorno's&jsonp=vglnk_jsonp_13721683577057" target="_blank">Kim Bongiorno's </a>daughter/future <a href="https://api.viglink.com/api/click?format=go&key=32baf9faf91103bc2a7aa19ce37d8c0d&loc=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffingtonpost.com%2F2013%2F06%2F22%2Fcute-kid-note-of-the-day-party-snax_n_3480417.html%3Futm_hp_ref%3Dkid-note-of-the-day&v=1&libId=2331929e-9313-476c-a483-7902dc59cb96&out=http%3A%2F%2Fnewjersey.todaysmama.com%2F2013%2F06%2Fparty-planning-done-right%2F&ref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffingtonpost.com%2Fnews%2Fkid-note-of-the-day&title=Cute%20Kid%20Note%20Of%20The%20Day%3A%20Snax&txt=party%20planner&jsonp=vglnk_jsonp_13721683700558" target="_blank">party planner</a>  <strong>Age</strong>: 6  <a href="https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/22/cute-kid-note-of-the-day-party-snax_n_3480417.html?utm_hp_ref=kid-note-of-the-day" target="_blank"><em>Click here to read the full note</em></a>

"Dear Tooth Fairy..."

<strong>Author:</strong> Laila  <strong>Age:</strong> 8  <a href="https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/19/cute-kid-note-of-the-day-tooth-fairy-trade-off_n_3466514.html?1371668495" target="_blank">Click here to read the full note </a>

Dear Obama

<strong>Author</strong>: Soren  <strong>Age</strong>: 7  <a href="https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/18/cute-kid-note-of-the-day-facebook-obama_n_3456113.html?1371562403" target="_blank"><em>Click here to read the full note </em></a>

Three Little Words From A Boy With Autism

<strong>Author</strong>: Redditor <a href="https://www.reddit.com/user/EFCFrost" target="_blank">EFCFrost's</a> son who is on the spectrum (via <a href="https://imgur.com/0q4G4qP" target="_blank">Imgur</a>)  <a href="https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/16/cute-kid-note-of-the-day-boy-with-autism_n_3448753.html?utm_hp_ref=kid-note-of-the-day" target="_blank"><em>Click here to read the full note</em></a>

Happy Father's Day

<strong>Author:</strong> Elias  <strong>Age:</strong> 6  <a href="https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/14/fathers-day-cute-kid-note_n_3441380.html?1371221219" target="_blank"><em>Click here to read the full note </em></a>

Dad Is Really Cranky

<strong>Author:</strong> Lucy  <strong>Age:</strong> 7  <a href="https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/13/cute-kid-note-of-the-day-dad-is-really-cranky_n_3430356.html?1371135593" target="_blank"><em>Click here to read the full note</em></a>

My Hero

<strong>Author</strong>: Rhett  <strong>Age</strong>: 6  <a href="https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/11/cute-kid-note-of-the-day-my-father-is-my-hero_n_3421593.html" target="_blank"><em>Click here to read the full note</em></a>

The Daddy Trofy

<strong>Author</strong>: Reddit user <a href="https://api.viglink.com/api/click?format=go&key=32baf9faf91103bc2a7aa19ce37d8c0d&loc=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffingtonpost.com%2F2013%2F06%2F10%2Fdaddy-trofy-cute-kid-note-of-the-day_n_3414637.html&v=1&libId=111a0299-eb93-4e77-882c-d9c6b11fca33&out=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fuser%2Fgeorgeresch&ref=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.huffingtonpost.com%2Fnews%2Fcute-kid-note-of-the-day&title=Cute%20Kid%20Note%20Of%20The%20Day%3A%20The%20Daddy%20Trofy&txt=georgeresch&jsonp=vglnk_jsonp_13710672096659" target="_blank">georgeresch's</a> stepdaughter  <strong>Age</strong>: 6  <a href="https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/06/10/daddy-trofy-cute-kid-note-of-the-day_n_3414637.html" target="_blank"><em>Click here to read the full note</em></a>

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