By Our Estimate, Kevin Hart Has Been on Vacation for Approximately 12 Years

Kevin Hart (Photo: Getty Images)

Where in the world is Kevin Hart? The answer to that question seemingly changes weekly, though it is almost always “abroad.”

If you’re keeping track of his Instagram, Hart is essentially living out of a suitcase. So here we present a brief summary of all of the comedian’s recent travels:

The Maldives

Hart woke up this morning in the Maldives, where he is currently on vacation with his fiancée, Eniko Parrish. Can you even point to the Maldives on a map? (They’re in the Indian Ocean.)

Dubai

Just before heading off to the islands, Hart was in the Middle East, where he partied all over the United Arab Emirates. Here he is at dinner in what looks like a parking garage in Dubai.

Abu Dhabi

And before Dubai, there was the F1 weekend in Abu Dhabi. To say that Lewis Hamilton, Trey Songz, Ludacris, and him had bottle service would be an understatement.

Cabo San Lucas, Mexico

Two weeks prior, Hart and Parrish were in Cabo because how are you going to know the best beach in the world unless you’ve seen all of them?

Medieval Times

Not all vacations are international; some transcend time itself. And anyone who grew up in the suburbs knows that Medieval Times is always a vacation.

Costa Rica

Because Kevin Hart will leave no grain of sand unturned, he took his whole family to Costa Rica three months ago. That passport is probably starting to get really full.

Mexico

Here’s Kevin Hart somewhere besides Cabo in Mexico in August. Does he even remember what his home looks like anymore?

If you were wondering, here is the plane on which Kevin Hart jets to these various exotic locales.

Teach us how to live your life, Kevin Hart.

[All images via Instagram]