For Gwyneth Paltrow, Life’s a Beach
Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Falchuk on vacation in Mexico
Writing about vaginal steamings is hard work, so Gwyneth Paltrow set her out-of-office message at Goop and went for a spring break getaway to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, with beau Brad Falchuk. The Internet has been abuzz about their superhot bods (who knew the Glee co-creator was so buff?) in the photo snapped April 2, but all we can think of is how Paltrow’s vacations all seem … the same. (Photo: FameFlynet)
Gwyneth Paltrow kicking back in Mexico
In September, Paltrow celebrated her 44th birthday in a white bikini in Cabo. (Photo: FameFlynet)
Gwyneth Paltrow and Brad Falchuk eating in Mexico
And here she is in — shocker — in Mexico in January 2016. The Iron Man actress and Falchuk stayed in Punta Mita, north of Puerto Vallarta, that time, renting a $40,000-a-week villa through AirBNB, which means they probably got it for free because, you know, celebrities can’t afford vacations. (Photo: FameFlynet)
Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin on vacation in Mexico
It seems that Gwyneth’s vacation necessities include warm weather, a bikini (black or white preferred), and cool shades. Things that change include whether or not her two children, Apple and Moses, are there, and the hunky vacation mate who is along for the trip. In March 2015, her travel buddy was her then-estranged (now ex-) husband Chris Martin. They soaked up the sun with their mini-mes in Puerto Vallarta, Mexico. She clearly has a soft spot for south-of-the-border trips. (Photo: FameFlynet)
Gwyneth Paltrow on vacation in Mexico
Another trip to Cabo, another black bikini! Two months before her vacation with her ex, she was in Cabo San Lucas showing off her long legs by the shore. (Photo: FameFlynet)
Gwyneth Paltrow on vacation in Hawaii
GP wasn’t always a Mexico diehard. She rang in 2014 in Hawaii with Chris Martin and their children. Back then she wasn’t set on the black/white two-piece either. (Photo: FameFlynet)
Gwyneth Paltrow on vacation in Italy
The blonde showed off all her work with Tracy Anderson while vacationing with family (minus Martin, who was on tour) and friends (Steven Spielberg!) in Porto Cervo, Italy, in July 2011. (Photo: FameFlynet)
Gwyneth Paltrow on vacation in Barbados
Paltrow also brought her winning formula (sand, shades, string bikini) to Barbados in February 2011. As for that bod, “You can’t bottle a great workout,” she told Women’s Health earlier this year. “I’ve been a Tracy Anderson fanatic for over a decade, I’m an investor in her company, so yeah, I go every morning. I drop the kids at school, work out, go to work.”(Photo: Islandpaps/Splash News)
Gwyneth Paltrow on vacation in New York
Vacationing close to home is on GP’s “do” list. She’s long been a fixture in the Hamptons, and this is where she was snapped in a pink bikini and black shades in July 2010. But, honestly, it could be any of her vacations, because they all pretty much look the same, so we hope she labels her photos. (Photo: Hypnotics/Splash News)
Gwyneth Paltrow is south of the border in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, on vacation with boyfriend Brad Falchuk. You don’t need to subscribe to the Goop newsletter to know what the actress looks for in a quality vacation. We’ll sum it up: She likes a sandy beach (preferably in Mexico) and packs plenty of string bikinis and shades. See how her vacations all sort of look the same (other than the studly travel companion, who changes due to conscious uncoupling).