Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon’s Kids Have a Candy Room (Insert Sugar-Induced Scream Here)

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon are no longer together, but their children — Monroe and Moroccan, 5 — are truly getting the best of both worlds.

On Sunday, Roe and Roc were hanging with Beyoncé and her daughter, Blue Ivy, behind the scenes at the “All I Want for Christmas Is You” singer’s holiday concert. Two days later, they were playing in the candy room they have at the America’s Got Talent host’s home. Yes, we said candy room — and we officially want to be Roc and Roe when we grow up.

Cannon, who is readying to become a dad again, posted a series of Instagrams from his night with the posh kiddos. The videos and photos of them decorating the tree were cute and all, and what a massive ball pit, but we stopped dead in our tracks when he posted photos of the kids in their candy room.

While it wasn’t Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory-level with a chocolate river (#goals), the inner child in us became envious seeing the kids in the colorful — and sweet — room. Roe, in her personalized pajamas (“Miss Monroe” to her bro’s “Roc Star”), held a giant swirl lollipop and was surrounded by every other tasty treat you could imagine, including oversized Blow Pops, Twix, and Life Savers. In the glass case were boxes of wax lips, Pop Rocks, Bazooka, Almond Joy bars, and Butterfingers. On the walls hung candy necklaces.

The twins even have their own cotton candy machine, which could be seen in a second photo. You know their dentist is looking at both photos today and seeing nothing but… cha-ching.

The kids had a ball with their dad — literally. Their ball pit is the biggest we have ever seen in a home. It practically takes up the entire room. Roe seemed to love it. Bonus props to Cannon for matching the balls to the room décor. He even has the whole thing sectioned off with a red velvet rope.

These kids do Christmas in a big way because their mom is obsessed. They have trees in all their homes and Santa Claus has been known to come over — with his live reindeer. But Nick is no slouch either. They trimmed the tree together and the little ones were into it.

Though there were some oops: Like Roe trying to put up the star… and decorating the floor instead.

The kids also “found hidden presents” — new bikes! Cannon joked that they had “officially taken over” and were “ransacking our home!!!” While he then wrote that it was time for them to go to bed, it didn’t seem he had much success. Roe was later decorating her tree while wearing her (presumably new) bike helmet. (It appears to be Nick’s mom, Beth, in the background.)

Oh, to be a kid at Christmas is a special thing. But to be Mariah and Nick’s kid at Christmas is next level. We definitely know why little Roc is doing this happy dance.