Avoid Sofia Vergara on Instagram if You’re on a Diet
Don’t come between Sofia Vergara and her treats. (YouTube)
It’s the summer of sugar for Sofia Vergara — at least that’s what it feels like on Instagram.
The Modern Family star is killing us — like a cake knife to the heart — by flooding her feed with delicacies, each one more delicious-looking than the next. Join us on a tour through Sofia’s Sugarland.
The 44-year-old actress, who is currently filming the movie The Female Brain, is making us crave even one crumb of her Crumbs:
When ur director just wants to make u fat @whitneycummings ????????????????
A photo posted by Sofia Vergara (@sofiavergara) on Jul 28, 2016 at 4:44pm PDT
A tiny sliver of her lemon-flavored birthday cake:
A photo posted by Sofia Vergara (@sofiavergara) on Jul 11, 2016 at 3:44pm PDT
Just a few flakes off this coconut concoction:
A photo posted by Sofia Vergara (@sofiavergara) on Jul 8, 2016 at 4:35pm PDT
An itsy-bitsy nibble of Old Glory:
A photo posted by Sofia Vergara (@sofiavergara) on Jul 4, 2016 at 7:03pm PDT
A bitty bite of that Brazilian bundt cake:
A photo posted by Sofia Vergara (@sofiavergara) on Jun 11, 2016 at 5:54pm PDT
Some powdered sugar off that maxi pancake:
A photo posted by Sofia Vergara (@sofiavergara) on Jun 6, 2016 at 10:59am PDT
And who in their right mind wouldn’t want to share a bite of blue cotton candy with Joe Manganiello?
A photo posted by Sofia Vergara (@sofiavergara) on May 29, 2016 at 6:32pm PDT
We have to note: These are just the photos that she’s in. We’re not posting the Game of Thrones finale party cake, as awesome as it was. Or the entire dessert table from her birthday party. Or the chocolates she served with champagne at her Memorial Day bash. Or those cute little lemon sorbets she served as dessert at a barbecue.
Though here is the delicious-looking chocolate cake that she posted with the caption, “Come to Mamaaaa.” Sorry, couldn’t resist. The thing even has cookies on top.
Its the weekend!!!! Come to Mamaaaa????????????????
A photo posted by Sofia Vergara (@sofiavergara) on May 21, 2016 at 5:24pm PDT
So, is Vergara, who has described herself as “addicted to cake,” actually eating these things? Well, that is the million-dollar question. The Colombian beauty, who likes to keep her weight at 130 and also posts pics from the gym, once said, “In Latin America, if you don’t have a big ass, you’re nothing,” which makes us think that she is indeed sampling the goods. Even if it is just a bite or two.
We hope that she is. And now we’re off to sample some of our own. This post has left us hangry.