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23 "Gossip Girl" Burns That Still Sting All These Years Later

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Gossip Girl is one of those shows that lived in the time where teen shows were pRoVoCaTiVe and soapy levels of wild. There was actual parental outrage about its premiere, which seems outrageous in the age of Euphoria High.

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Granted, many aspects of the OG series have not aged well. It's actually surprising they got away with what they did considering it was on the CW, unlike its HBO Max counterpart which does feel every-so-slightly more grown up.

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One of the things that made GG so great was the absolute savagery that these characters exhibited. At any given time, in any given place, they were REA-DY to chew each other out.

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I took a trip down memory lane to remember some of Gossip Girl's greatest burns and they're just as good as you remember.

1.Serena comes in hot when she calls out Chuck for being a skeeze.

Serena Van Der Woodsen calling Chuck Bass a pig
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2.She keeps that same energy when she finds out her mom is dating Chuck's dad.

Lily being surprised Serena is upset she is dating Bart Bass
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Eric and Serena saying telling Lily they're afraid of Bart Bass
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3.Serena has to take what she dishes out when Blair thinks she told Jenny about her fling with Chuck.

Blair yells at Serena and says Dan is low rent and Jenny wears her hand-me-downs
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4.That's not to say Blair didn't have to ensure being disrespected a number of times, like when everybody thought she was pregnant with either Nate or Chuck's child.

Blair and Penelope arguing on the Met steps.
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5.Serena knocked Blair down a peg when dating a lord got to her head.

Serena likening Blair to a dictator
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6.And when that lord's mom was thirsting after Nate? She let her know it wasn't all that surprising.

Blair roasting Catherine as an aging beauty and a cliche
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7.There were some classic Blair and Serena power struggles, like this next-level sniping during college tours.

Blair telling Serena being charming is going to get her nowhere in the real world after Serena tells her not everyone wants to be like Blair
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8.It wasn't just friends dragging friends, either. There were some big family dragging throughout the show, like when Eric told Lily that Serena wasn't exaggerating how absent she was as a mom.

Eric telling Lily his and Serena's ringtone for her used to be 'Since U Been Gone'
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9.Oh, and he had something waiting for his long-lost dad when he reappeared too.

Eric telling his dad their window for a relationship closed between his 12th birthday and his suicide attempt
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10.Chuck could even hear his father roasting him from the grave, which is why he didn't want to read the letter he left him when he died.

Chuck guessing his dad would make fun of him in letter he wrote him for when he died
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11.Jenny had to check Chuck about their past during his dark mourning period too, (and rightfully so).

Jenny reminding Chuck he lost Blair and his family are the only ones who aren't paid to care about him
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12.Blair did some of her best work opposite Georgina Sparks.

Blair calling Georgina Satan after Georgina said she redefined her relationship with Jesus
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13.But there's no denying Blair had those best friend digs ready for Serena when she wasn't doing right by herself.

Blair insists Serena is having an affair with Nate's cousin even though Serena says she isn't
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14.Nate's not too easy on her either when he's plotting with her and Blair to keep Jenny from losing her virginity to a jerk.

Nate implies losing her virginity wasn't a big deal for Serena but it will be for Jenny
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15.And when Jenny sets all her friendships ablaze, Blair isn't hesitant about letting her know what she's done.

Blair slamming Jenny for hurting people they both love and saying she won't get away with it
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Blair telling Jenny no one loves her
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16.In that same episode, Blair is on fire and also drags Dan for questioning himself over "signs".

Blair telling Dan signs are for the religious, the superstitious, and the lower class
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17.AND Blair also completely dragged Serena for her hot mess gap year.

Blair telling Serena she didn't really do anything all year after Serena says she's excited to do nothing but figure things out all summer
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18.She kept on Serena's neck over her constant indecisiveness about guys.

Serena comparing Dan and Nate to eclairs and napoleons and Blair saying he's a donut
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19.Blair also had some choice words about Nate's girlfriend, Juliet.

Blair and Serena staring at Nate making out with his new girlfriend as Blair says they are like caviar and she is like catfish
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20.Dan and Blair show-offs were an interesting match when it came to verbal spats.

Dan convincing Blair going into fashion isn't a bad thing while she calls his tie ugly
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Dan calling Blair a dictator of taste and saying the tie was his grandfathers, who Blair said should have been buried in it
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21.When Dan started getting a little too comfortable with the Upper East Siders, Vanessa knocked him down a peg.

Vanessa telling Dan that no one on the Upper East Side is really his friend
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22.When Bart came back from the dead to let Chuck know he was still disappointed in him for caring about Blair.

Bart Bass calling Chuck a fool for constantly choosing Blair
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Bart saying that he tested Chuck and he was failed
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23.Toward the end of the series, the burns were darker and more introspective, but just as juicy.

Rufus disagreeing with Dan's version of the truth and Dan saying that Lily doesn't respect him and that's why she chose Bart instead
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Dan Humphrey asserting he earned the respect of the Upper East Siders, even if they hate him and Rufus calling him evil
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What epic Gossip Girl moments were your favorites? Let's hear it in the comments!

The National Suicide Prevention Lifeline is 1-800-273-8255. Other international suicide helplines can be found at befrienders.org. The Trevor Project, which provides help and suicide-prevention resources for LGBTQ youth, is 1-866-488-7386.

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