24 Anti-Portia Tweets For Any "White Lotus" Fans Who Are Done With Her Polly Pocket-Lookin' Self After That Finale
If you clicked on this post, then I'm fairly certain that you watched the finale of The White Lotus, and that you're familiar with this woman.
Warning: This post contains SPOILERS. OBVIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!
And chances are, you're probably a little pissed at her, too!
I’ve slept on it and you know what I’m still pissed at Portia!
So, with that, here are some tweets that 1.) served a *tasteful* amount of Portia slander, and 2.) are FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!
Feel free to follow these Twitter users because, yeah, they're funny and deserve it!
1.
You know she's tweeting "men will literally get a neck tattoo that says Cowabunga and fuck their uncles before going to therapy" the second she's on in-flight Wi-Fi
2.
portia while she thinks her boss is going to get murdered #TheWhiteLotus
3.
Portia watched all that Lizzie McGuire and didn’t learn to not trust men in Italy??
4.
which feud was more violent: cam v. ethan or portia v. the aesthetics of beauty ?
5.
The White Lotus finale counts as a happy ending bc Portia left all her clothes behind
6.
portia once she’s back in los angeles
7.
portia’s phone in white lotus:
8.
really thought portia would save the day! useless. #TheWhiteLotus
9.
Lucia is the type a bitch I think I am. I am not a Lucia. I am a Portia.
10.
Portia after being dropped off by her kidnapper in the middle of nowhere and realizing her boss was probably murdered on a yacht:#TheWhiteLotus
11.
Portia at the gate for her flight #TheWhiteLotus #thewhitelotusfinale
12.
they would have eaten her alive
13.
Portia to Albie: “Can I have your number?” Me: #WhiteLotus
14.
Portia crawling back to albie at the airport after ghosting him at the white lotus
15.
portia and albie are so dumb and yet they’re absolutely perfect for each other #TheWhiteLotus
16.
Portia asking for Albie’s number immediately after realizing Tanya died
17.
Albie and Portia at the airport #TheWhiteLotus
18.
Portia getting off flight 7189 to JFK after drafting her four-part tik tok series about how she was almost kidnapped in Sicily #TheWhiteLotus
19.
portia and albie leaving sicily together #thewhitelotus
20.
Portia boarding her plane home with no luggage after doing absolutely nothing to stop her boss from being murdered #WhiteLotus
21.
albie: “they found a guest who drowned. they also found a bunch of dead people on a yacht” portia, who definitely knows that may have been tanya:#WhiteLotus #TheWhiteLotus
22.
Portia on her way back to america knowing she has to get a real job now #TheWhiteLotus
23.
Portia at the airport was like quick I need one more terrible outfit
And FINALLY:
24.
funny how most of Twitter seems to hate her when she is exactly a Twitter person
