Here's Every Character's Last Line On "The Office" In Case You Needed To Cry Today

If you're anything like me, you know Michael, Jim, Pam, and Dwight as well as those friends you grew up with since kindergarten. The Office may have ended eight years ago, but its incredibly quotable lines will live on forever.

Here are the last lines that everyone on the show ever said:

(I recommend queuing up Season 1 if this is too much to handle.)

Jim Halpert: "I sold paper at this company for 12 years. My job was to speak to clients on the phone about quantities and types of copier paper. Even if I didn't love every minute of it, everything I have I owe to this job...this stupid, wonderful, boring, amazing job."

Pam Beesly: "I thought it was weird when you picked us to make a documentary, but, all in all, I think an ordinary paper company like Dunder Mifflin was a great subject for a documentary. There's a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn't that kind of the point?"

Michael Scott: "I feel like all my kids grew up and then they married each other. It's every parent's dream."

Dwight Schrute: "Angela Shrute, my former accountant, is now my wife. My top salesman, Jim Halpert, was best man at my wedding, and office administrator, Pamela Beesly-Halpert, is my best friend, so yes, I'd say I have gotten along with my subordinates."

Stanley Hudson: "OK, I need a drink."

Erin Hannon: "How did you do it? How did you capture what it was really like? How we felt, how we made each other laugh, and how we got through the day. How did you do it? Also, how do cameras work?"

Darryl Philbin: "Everyday when I came to work, all I wanted to do was leave. So, why in the world does it feel so hard to leave right now?"

Angela Martin: "Do you even have a mattress?"

Andy Bernard: "The weird thing is, now I'm exactly where I want to be: I've got my dream job at Cornell, and I'm still just thinking about my old pals. Only now, they're the ones that I made here. I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them. Someone should write a song about that."

Toby Flenderson: "Oh, I don't know, I might turn in early. Yeah, I'll slip by."

Kelly Kapoor: "I love you too. We're running off into the sunset."

Ryan Howard: "I've finally mastered commitment."

Nellie Bertram: "If Ryan wants his baby back, please tell him where to find me. We'll be somewhere in Europe."

Kevin Malone: "Oscar, I think that I'm gay. It's just that I'm so emotional. No, but maybe the reason—"

Oscar Martinez: "You're not gay."

Meredith Palmer: "I just feel lucky that I got a chance to share my crummy story with anyone out there who thinks they're the only one to take a dump in a paper shredder. You're not alone, sister. Let's get a beer sometime."

Jan Levinson: "Seriously, you're calling me a few weeks after finalizing our contract to gouge me now, for more money. Is that what you're doing? You know what, Nard-dog, there is an option in the contract that allows me to back out within 30 days of signing, so I would like to exercise that option. Tell Angela to send me a final invoice."

Creed Bratton: "It all seems so very arbitrary. I applied for a job at this company because they were hiring. I took a desk at the back because it was empty, but no matter how you get there or where you end up, human beings have this miraculous gift to make that place home. Let's do this."

Holly Flax: "Well, I'll see you tonight. I'll pick you up outside baggage claim. I love you too."

Karen Filippelli: "Why are you singling my line out, like a million years later?"

Katy Moore: "Do you think that'll ever be us? What is wrong with you? Why did you even bring me here tonight? What?"

Phyllis Lapin-Vance: "I'm happy that this was all filmed so that I can remember everyone and what we did. I worked for a paper company all these years, and I never wrote anything down."