The internet thinks the goon in Stormy Daniels's sketch looks like Tom Brady
The lawyer for Stormy Daniels has released the highly anticipated sketch of the man that the porn star said threatened her in a parking lot over her alleged affair with President Trump in 2011. The speculation was endless as to who it would look like, but now that it’s here, the internet has humorously decided that it’s … Tom Brady?
Stormy Daniels sketch of man who threatened her in 2011…and Tom Brady in 2011. pic.twitter.com/oRCyDLVSSr
— Matt Viser (@mviser) April 17, 2018
Like… don’t even try to tell me that’s not Tom Brady in Stormy’s sketch pic.twitter.com/3cqV0pu5AW
— Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) April 17, 2018
Twitter Reacts to Tom Brady Looking Like The Trump Goon Who Threatened Stormy Daniels Over Trump's Affair https://t.co/4VDa4sy0Xc pic.twitter.com/uqTxKchSb4
— Robert Littal (@BSO) April 17, 2018
Apparently the man who threatened Stormy Daniels has several Super Bowl rings and goes by the alias “Tom Brady”. pic.twitter.com/aNdfSrChDK
— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) April 17, 2018
Tell me I’m not the only one who thinks the sketch of the man Stormy Daniels says threatened her to keep quiet looks like Tom Brady … #StormyDaniels #TomBrady pic.twitter.com/jRtlNj3NiO
— Marcy Jones Fox 10 (@MarcyJonesFox10) April 17, 2018
With the way 2018 is going, Tom Brady threatening Stormy Daniels wouldn’t be unrealistic https://t.co/KEuuTiBhX6
— Philip Lewis (@Phil_Lewis_) April 17, 2018
Others have pointed to Willem Dafoe:
you, dumb: the stormy daniels sketch looks like tom brady
me, an intellectual: the sketch looks like willem dafoe
— Haley Byrd (@byrdinator) April 17, 2018
Stormy Daniels released a composite sketch of the man that threatened her and is offering a $100,000 reward to anyone who can identify the perpetrator.
It’s Willem Dafoe. Pay me. pic.twitter.com/1SLRyER2Kw
— Guav (@guav) April 17, 2018
I just ID'd the man in the Stormy Daniels sketch. It's Willem Dafoe. pic.twitter.com/AWRZ2k6ZlI
— CryptoBoss (@RealCryptoBoss) April 17, 2018
Keeping with the theatrical nature of this presidency, the forensic sketch was released Tuesday on … The View, when Daniels and her attorney Michael Avenatti appeared on the show. He reiterated that there is a reward for the real identification of the man — who is about 5-foot-9 to 6 feet tall, is in his 30s or 40s, and was “well-dressed” — ’cause it’s obviously not the NFL star, who, in his free time, is too busy cashing his paychecks, staring at Gisele, and keeping track of what food he’s allowed to eat. Dafoe, 62, is also in the clear.
Of course, Daniels, whose real name is Stephanie Clifford, had said that soon after she spoke to In Touch magazine in 2011 about her alleged 10-month affair with a married Donald Trump, a man approached her in a Las Vegas parking lot. She was with her baby daughter when the thug warned her, “Leave Trump alone. Forget the story.” The man then cryptically added, “That’s a beautiful little girl. It’d be a shame if something happened to her mom.”
Daniels said on The View that the experience left her “really rattled.” The reason she didn’t go to police was because she’d have to reveal her alleged relationship with Trump. “I didn’t want my life turned upside down,” she said. Of course, it later was anyway. In 2016, prior to the election, she signed a nondisclosure agreement through Trump’s lawyer Michael Cohen and received $130,000 from Cohen in exchange for her silence over the alleged affair. She’s since filed a lawsuit to void the agreement. Cohen, of course, is the one who had his office, apartment, and hotel room raided last week.
WILL COHEN TURN ON TRUMP? Stormy Daniels' attorney @MichaelAvenatti gives with his take: "There's no question in my mind that Michael Cohen: A) is gonna be indicted in the next three months likely and B) he's gonna roll on the president." pic.twitter.com/35fte5D0AJ
— The View (@TheView) April 17, 2018
Avenatti asked viewers with information about the man in the sketch to send an email to — get this — [email protected]. “We’re going to get to the bottom of this,” he said.
$100,000 reward for information leading to the positive identification of the man that threatened Ms. Clifford in Las Vegas. Send all leads to [email protected].
— Michael Avenatti (@MichaelAvenatti) April 17, 2018
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