This Is Not How You Wear a Shirt, Steve Bannon
Update, September 7: He did it again! How is this still happening?
The original post, from February 23, is below.
Steve Bannon must get cold a lot. Or maybe he's afraid that some liberal-snowflake-journalist type will break into his hotel room and steal all of his clothes. Those are the only two possible reasons we can think of for why Bannon would wear what appears to be everything from his suitcase all at once at CPAC today.
Take a look:
No, you're not seeing that wrong: Head Trump puppeteer Steve Bannon is wearing two - yes two - collared button-down shirts, as well as a T-shirt and a blazer. It's impossible to tell whether he's also wearing swim trunks and three pairs of boxers under those chinos, but at this point, it seems likely.
For those wondering if this is some new fashion trend - if, like the bomber jacket, it will eventually appear on a Google fashion trend report - the answer is no. No, it won't. This is not something that anyone except for Steve Bannon does.
Actually, come to think of it, Bannon isn't the only person ever to do this. In fact, this might shed some light such a sartorial oddity:
Clearly Bannon's roommate hid all of his clothes due to a tussle over a chair, and to get back at him, he's now wearing everything from his roommate's closet. Makes sense.
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