Sound Bites: August 30, 2013

”Now I’m floating like a butterfly/Stinging like a bee/I earned my stripes/I went from zero to my own hero.” —Katy Perry on ”Roar”

”PRINCE’S 2ND TWEET.” —Prince, sending out a missive from his band’s Twitter account, @3RDEYEGIRL

”If John Mayer did a duet with all the women he dated, it would look like a remake of the ‘We Are the World’ video.” —Chelsea Handler on Chelsea Lately

”Pop culture was in art, now art’s in pop culture in me.” —Lady Gaga on ”Applause”

”Sookie! I’m actually f—ing happy to see you!” —Pam (Kristin Bauer van Straten), to Sookie (Anna Paquin), on True Blood

”If anything, Korie is whipped by me. Wait…that came out wrong.” —Willie, after a family member suggests he’s ”whipped” by his wife, on Duck Dynasty

”You and that White House can kiss my a–.” —Gloria Gaines (Oprah Winfrey), while suggesting her husband, Cecil (Forest Whitaker), is overly invested in his job, in Lee Daniels’ The Butler

”I can’t twerk. To twerk, you’ve gotta have another layer of, like, sponge or something.” —Luke Bryan, discussing the dance move du jour, on Chelsea Lately

”I don’t think in the past I’ve ever surrendered to the fact that I just need to shut up and listen.” —Lindsay Lohan, to Oprah Winfrey, on Oprah’s Next Chapter