Wanna Walk for Yeezy? You Need to Follow the Rules

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Kanye West presents his Yeezy Season 3 collection. (Photo: Getty Images)

Think you’ve got what it takes to whip out your Naomi Campbell walk at the next Yeezy Season show? Well, there are some rules you’re going to need to follow.

Complex — via Snapchat — got ahold of the rules that West issued to the models participating in the presentation and they are extensive.

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The rules according to Yeezus. (Photo: Complex)

The rules vacillate wildly from practical to outlandish. For instance: rule 23 states that models shall not take off their “clothes or shoes.” It is a fashion presentation anyway, so that seems fair. Then again, rule 32 is “do not break the rules,” which, if one of the rules is going to have to be not to break the rules then what even is the point of the social contract we all sign in order to co-exist in a polite society?

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Naomi Campbell models for Yeezy Season 3 (Photo: Tidal)

Naomi Campbell did not follow the rules.