Stupid Things Craig Wright Said in His Latest Stupid Trial

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Over the course of nearly 30 hours of cross-examination, Craig Steven Wright, the Australian man who claims to be Bitcoinā€™s pseudonymous creator, Satoshi Nakamoto, has been raked through the coals. The self-described computer scientist, economist, cryptographer, patent writer, author, lawyer, pastor, master of martial arts and mathematician (in other words: fabulist) has been accused of misrepresenting facts, told by the judge to stay on topic and silenced by his own lawyers.

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For years, Wright has been harassing and threatening Bitcoin developers and users, filing libel suits and gag orders, after claiming ownership of the intellectual property behind the worldā€™s first cryptocurrency. And itā€™s that ā€œchilling effect,ā€ that the nonprofit Crypto Open Patent Alliance (COPA) was trying to shut down when it filed suit in 2021 ā€” the most aggressive attempt yet to settle once and for all that Wright is not what he says he is.

Jonathan Hough, COPAā€™s lead lawyer, argued in his opening statement that over the past eight years, ever since Wright came into the public eye, he has committed fraud on ā€œan industrial scale.ā€ During the cross-examination, which wrapped up Wednesday, Hough accused CSW of forging or manipulating documents related to the development of Bitcoin and misunderstanding the basics of the system Wright supposedly built.

See also: Craig Wright Witnesses Face Questions About Their Memories in COPA Trial

That said, the burden is on the plaintiffs to prove Wright is wrong. And Wright, who has been described as (largely) calm and articulate in the courtroom, certainly has convinced people in the past (including his benefactor, billionaire online gambling magnate Calvin Ayre). For many onlookers, however, the case has already been made: Wright, by taking the stand, simply discredited himself. There have been too many inconsistencies, too many happenstances and too much misdirection to be believed.

The trial is expected to go until mid-March. For now, CoinDesk has collected some of the most bizarre, asinine and head scratching moments from the case so far.

The 'unusual features of Dr. Wrightā€™s behavior'

The opening statement from Wrightā€™s lawyers, given by Lord Anthony Grabiner, was almost an indictment in itself. Put in the tough position of explaining Wrightā€™s reluctance to show how he can interact with any of the millions of Bitcoin linked to Satoshi (thus easily proving his right to the Satoshi mantle), Grabiner said it was down to ā€œphilosophical differences.ā€ Apparently Wrightā€™s ā€œunusualā€ behavior of flip flopping on whether to sign a transaction, as he pledged to do in 2016, would conflict with Wrightā€™s ā€œcore beliefā€ in privacy. Putting aside that Wright lives a very public life, Wright has also criticized the pseudonymous aspects of crypto, saying itā€™s part of the reason Bitcoin has become a hotbed for crime.