BOUND 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 & 9

Bound to fall in love
Bound to fall in love
(Uh-huh, honey)

Oh, sorry. We’ve been hooked on that new Kanye/Yeezy/Yeezus/Whatever song “Bound 2.” And other people have, too, because the Kimye video spoofs are already out. Case in point: “Bound 3” by James Franco and Seth Rogen. There’s just as much nakedness, motorcycle bouncing, and serious-faced hugging as in the original, which is a cinematic feat of music video production. Hat tip, gents. And thanks for the inspiration, because here’s how we do “Bound” at Yahoo Food.

Pork loin, trussed. BOUND.

Bouquet garni. Herbs, BOUND 4 lyfe.

Whole fish, BOUND by that roasting contraption thingy.

Cherry pie, BOUND up in a lattice crust.

Roast chicken, BOUND to keep in all that juiciness.

Shrimp, BOUND. In bacon.