100 Kid-Friendly Easter Jokes That Will Get All Your Little Chicks Giggling
Hilarious jokes your whole family will love.
When it comes to the season of the rabbit and pastel-colored eggs, it’s always important to keep a couple of funny Easter jokes up your sleeves. These silly Easter jokes can be a great greeting in an Easter card or used as a pleasant distraction for kids when the Easter egg hunt gets a little too brutal.
You don’t have to worry about anything inappropriate with these clean Easter jokes either! All of these jokes about Easter are kid-friendly, so you can write one on a note to leave in your kid’s lunch box for a sweet midday giggle. Better yet, write a few of these funny happy Easter jokes on slips of paper and place them inside plastic eggs for the big hunt itself.
Whether it's an Easter knock-knock joke or just a simple one-liner about bunnies, chicks or eggs, these kid-friendly Easter jokes are a great way to make the spring holiday a little bit more silly.
100 Easter Jokes
1. Where does Christmas come before Easter? The dictionary!
2. What kind of jewelry does the Easter Bunny wear? 14 Carrot Gold
3. What do you call the Easter Bunny the day after Easter? Eggshausted
4. What's the best way to make Easter easier? Put an "i" where the "t" is.
5. What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school? He was eggspelled!
6. What does the Easter Bunny plant next to the green beans in his garden? Jelly beans
7. How does Easter end? With an "R"!
8. Why shouldn't you tell an Easter egg a joke? It might crack up!
9. What do you get if you cross Winnie the Pooh and the Easter Bunny? A honey bunny
10. Where does Easter take place every year? Where eggs marks the spot!
11. How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? Hare-obics
12. What proof is there that carrots are good for the eyes? You don’t see rabbits wearing eyeglasses.
13. How can you make Easter preparations go faster? Use the eggs-press lane!
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14. How many Easter eggs can you put in an empty basket? Only one. After that, it's not empty anymore!
15. Where does the Easter Bunny get all of the eggs he hides? He gets them from an eggplant.
16. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny.
17. Why did the Easter egg hide? Because he was a little chicken.
18. What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after!
19. What do you get when you pour hot water into a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies.
20. Where does the Easter Bunny study medicine? Johns Hopkins
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21. What do you call a rabbit that tells good jokes? A funny bunny.
22. What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot? Nice gnawing you.
23. Why won't Easter eggs go out at night? They don't want to get beat up!
24. What is the best way to send a letter to the Easter Bunny? Hare mail.
25. What do you call a rabbit with the sniffles? A runny bunny.
26. What is Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music? Hip-hop!
27. Why did the Easter Bunny have on a hat? Because he was having a bad hare day.
28. Why does Peter Cottontail hop down the bunny trail? Because he is too young to drive!
29. What do you get if you give an Easter Bunny a pair of socks? A sock hop!
30. Where does the Easter Bunny like to eat breakfast? IHOP.
31. How does a rabbit throw a tantrum? He gets hopping mad.
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32. How does an Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so good? Hare spray.
33. Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? Because the chicken had his eggs!
34. How does the Easter Bunny paint all those Easter Eggs? He hires Santa’s elves to help during their off-season.
35. What do you call an Easter Bunny with a bad memory? A hare-brain!
36. What do you call a mischievous Easter egg? A practical yolker.
37. What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance? The bunny hop.
38. What kind of bunny can't hop? A chocolate bunny.
39. Why was the Easter Bunny arrested? For hare-assment.
40. What's the Easter Bunny's favorite sport? Basket-ball.
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41. What do you call a line of rabbit’s jumping backward? A receding hare-line.
42. What did the Easter Bunny do after its wedding? Went on a nice bunnymoon.
43. Why couldn't the Easter Bunny watch his favorite show? Because his TV was scrambled!
44. How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Just look for the gray hares.
45. Did you hear about the bunny who sat on a bumblebee? It's a tender tail.
46. Where did the Easter Bunny learn how to ski? The bunny hill.
47. Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? Because he kept quacking the eggs!
48. How does the Easter Bunny travel on vacation? On hare planes.
49. What did the Easter bunny say about the Easter parade? It was eggs-cellent.
50. What is the Easter Bunny's favorite sport? Basket-ball.
51. How do rabbits stay cool during the summer? With hare conditioning.
52. What did one Easter egg say to the other? Heard any good yolks today?
53. What do the Easter Bunny and Michael Jordan have in common? They're both famous for stuffing baskets.
54. Which side of the Easter Bunny has the most fur? The outside.
55. What do you call an Easter egg from outer space? An egg-straterrestrial!
56. Why are bunnies the luckiest animals? Because they each have four lucky rabbits' feet!
57. What do you say to the Easter Bunny on his birthday? Hoppy birthday.
58. What's an Easter egg's least favorite day? Fry-day.
59. Why can't a rabbit's nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!
60. Where did the Easter Bunny go for a new tail? To a retail store.
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61. What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon? A new dye-job.
62. What did the bunny with DirecTV say to the other bunny? I can't believe you still have rabbit ears!
63. What game does the Easter Bunny like to play at the park? Hopscotch.
64. Did you hear the one about the house infested with Easter eggs? It needed an eggs-terminator!
65. Why was the little girl sad after the Easter egg hunt? Because an egg beater!
66. Why did the Easter Bunny put a dictionary in his pants? He wanted to be a smarty pants.
67. Knock, knock! Who's there? Heidi. Heidi who? Heidi the eggs around the house.
68. What do you get when you cross Dumbo with the Easter Bunny? An elephant who always remembers to eat all of his carrots.
69. Knock, knock! Who's there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy Easter egg hunt taking place?
70. What does a bunny rabbit do in the rain? Get wet.
71. Knock, knock! Who's there? Alma. Alma who? Alma Easter candy is gone!
72. Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter? Because they are eggs-tinct.
73. Knock, knock! Who's there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any more Easter eggs to decorate?
74. Where does Dracula keep his Easter candy? In his Easter casket.
75. Knock, knock! Who's there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? Sherwood like to have as much Easter candy as you!
76. What do you call the Easter Bunny on the day after Easter? Tired.
77. Knock, knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, Easter will be back next year!
78. Why is the Easter Bunny so smart? He’s an egghead.
79. What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion? A bunion.
80. How does an Easter chicken bake a cake? From scratch.
81. Knock, knock! Who's there? Butcher. Butcher who? Butcher eggs in one basket!
82. Why are people always tired in April? Because they’ve just finished a March.
83. Knock, knock! Who's there? Some bunny. Some bunny who? Some bunny's been eating all my Easter candy!
84. Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
85. What do you call a Transformer Bunny? Hop-timus Prime.
86. What kind of stories are the Easter Bunny’s favorite? Bunny Tales.
87. Why couldn’t the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn’t have the hare fare.
88. What stories do eggs tell their children? Yolk tales.
89. Why do we paint Easter eggs? Because it’s easier than wallpapering them.
90. What do you call a bunny with money? A millionhare.
91. What do you call a zen egg? An ommmmmmlet.
92. Why did the jelly bean go to school? Because he really wanted to be a Smartie.
93. What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite state capital? Albunny, New York.
94. What kind of vegetable is angry? A steamed carrot!
95. What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear? An eggsplanation.
96. Would February March? No, but April May.
97. Why was the Easter egg so strict? He was hard-boiled.
98. What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
Napoleon Bunnyparte!
99. What do baby ducks have for lunch? Soup and quackers.
100. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut forget to say Happy Easter!
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