101 Creative Names for Your Houseplants—AKA Your Sweet, Precious, Angelic Plant Babies
You're arriving home with a new bundle of joy—they're nice and quiet, the prettiest thing you've ever seen, and you still need to think of the perfect name to call them. Peering at them in your hands, you see lots of green leaves and can't help but imagine how they're going to grow in the coming months and years. Yep, you've brought in another plant baby to add to your collection and now you need some cute and funny plant name options to choose from.
Maybe you want something cute like "Sprout," or something hilarious with a celeb twist like "Michelle Branch." Fortunately, we've gathered up some of the best ideas to name your new greenery. Whether it's your first succulent you're hoping you won't kill ("Darwin" is a great moniker) or you've already named 20+ plants in your life and are running out of inspiration, you'll find what you need here.
101 Best Plant Names
1. Alfalfa
2. BamBoo
3. Blossom
4. Clover
5. Fern
6. Blade
7. Grove
8. Juniper
9. Lily
10. Sunny
11. Rainey
12. Rose
13. Jade
14. Briar
15. Cash
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Cute Plant Names
16. Sprout
17. Bud
18. Bean
19. Evergreen
20. Flora
21. Ivy
22. Sleeping Beauty
23. Sage
24. Daisy
25. Dahlia
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Funny Names for Plants
26. Survivor
27. Darwin
28. Pokey
29. Patty
30. Facepalm
31. Thirsty
32. Spike
33. World's Best Moss
34. Heavy Petal
35. Maurice
36. Greg
37. Stalker
38. Chug
39. Bartholomew
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40. Carpel Tunnel
41. Mossy Lady
42. Getting Twiggy With It
43. Michael Scott
44. Jack Spriggins
45. Hannah Montana
46. Leif
47. Gryffindor
48. Pris-sill-a
49. Mrs. Potts
50. Little Grow Peep
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Celebrity-Related Names for Plants
51. Root Bader Ginsburg
52. Fernie Sanders
53. Tom Hardy
54. Michelle Branch
55. Kate Bush
56. Ina Garden
57. Marilyn Mongrow
58. Cacti-ler Perry
59. Bella Thorn
60. Herb-ie, Fully Loaded
61. Herbie Sanders
62. Kelpie Grammer
63. George of the Jungle
64. Kate Moss
65. Twiggy
66. Cacti-ler, the Creator
67. Katy Planty
68. Orlando Bloom
69. Bud Lightyear
70. Snake Gyllenhaal
71. Moira Rose
72. Grow Biden
73. Katniss Evergreen
74. Edgar Allan Grow
75. Rain Johnson
76. Dolly Planton
77. George W. Bush
78. Keanu Seeds
79. Jennifern Aniston
80. Christofern Nolan
81. Prince Harry, Duke of Succulents
82. Jennifern Lawrence
83. Selena Growmez
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Funny Plant Names for Groups
84. Fronds and Foes
85. The Dew Crew
86. The A-Team
87. Plantz II Men
88. Red Hot Chili Planters
89. Axilary Buds
90. Grassholes
91. Green Day
92. Succulents and the City
93. ZZ Plant Top
94. Sage Against the Machine
95. Hybrid Workers
96. Double, Double, Soil and Trouble
97. Destiny's Children
98. NSink
99. Daft Trunk
100. Plants N' Roses
101. Sisterhood of the Traveling Plants