12 Things Nobody Should Ever Put On Their Car, And 7 Things They Absolutely Should

1. You should definitely put this on your rear windshield:

Can’t wait for the next time someone lets me merge into traffic from funny

It's just so friendly!

2. I wouldn't recommend this many nipple references on your car, though:

This car I was behind today. from funny

3. Nor would I recommend this particular bumper sticker:

Bumper stickers are becoming more and more questionable from funny

4. This license plate–tongue combo is super cute:

This car outside my hotel from funny

5. And so are these custom buttons:

The correct way to customize the unused buttons in your car. from funny

6. But — speaking of ludicrous speed — this tailgate paint job might be too much:

Had an interesting tailgate come in today from Justrolledintotheshop

7. I approve of this slightly self-deprecating window sticker:

I saw this car today from funny

It's cheeky! It's fun!

8. However, this one — regardless of how funny it may be — is not recommended. Because, ya know, safety:

Saw this sticker on a car today, made me laugh. from funny

9. I also wouldn't recommend using a bunch of screaming rubber chickens as a bumper protector:

“The screamer” bumper protector from funny

10. Pretty sure this car covered in dolls is also a safety hazard:

Saw this car absolutely covered in baby dolls today. Truly haunting. from ATBGE

11. And please, don't cover your car in — *shudder* — dentures:

This car covered in dentures from ATBGE

12. Maybe just go for a punny bumper sticker instead that plays off your car's model name:

I got a sensible chuckle out this car I bought. from funny

13. Personally, I'm a fan of this one:

A Punny Bumper Sticker from funny

14. While I love a cartoon reference, this paint job is a little loud:

This Spongebob car from ATBGE

15. And this one is...well, I feel like you're just saying a lot about yourself here:

Waifu Car from ATBGE

16.Speaking of saying a lot about yourself, the owner of the car would love for you to think that they have a lot of sex, which means they probably don't:

I mean............ick:

17.No comment here:

18. Two more to wrap things up...I wholeheartedly support this car with the world's tiniest spoiler:

A car with a ridiculously small spoiler. from mildlyinteresting

19. But oh my god, please do not do this to avoid wearing your seatbelt:

How American from Justrolledintotheshop