150 Halloween Instagram Captions for You and Your Ghouls

There are so many things to love about Halloween: scary movies, endless treats, pumpkin spice everything, and the perfect excuse to put on (at least one) epic costume. One way to celebrate your spooktacular night is to share it on social media with just the right caption. And we've got 150 funny Halloween Instagram caption ideas for your perfect pics!


Whether you're posting shots of your candy haul, hilarious pumpkin faces, creepy yard decor or your DIY Halloween outfit, we've got the best Halloween IG captions to share with your friends and fam. From captions for selfies and group pics to movie quotes and song lyrics, we've got the best ideas for captions here!

Spend less time thinking and more time trick or treating with these 150 funny Instagram caption ideas that will help you put the “ha” in Halloween.

Punny Halloween Instagram Captions

1. Ghouls just wanna have fun

2. Witch, please

3. #SquadGhouls

4. Just creepin’ it real

5. No tricks, just treats

6. Basic Witch

7. Witch better have my candy

8. You better work, witch

9. Have a spooktacular night

10. Let the gourd times roll

11. Swish swish, witch

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12. Hello, bootiful

13. Oh my gourd!

14. Keep calm and scare on

15. Go big or gourd home

16. Boo Crew

17. Boo-ya!

18. Mean Ghouls

19. It’s going to be a boo-tiful night

20. Ready, set, ghoul!

21. The haunt is on

22. Just here for the boos

23. Cheers, witches!

24. Fangtastic

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25. Resting witch face

26. Too ghoul for school

27. Happy Hallow-scream

28. Let’s do the Monster Mash!

29. Brrr… it’s cold in here. There must be some spirits in the atmosphere

30. I’m the ghost-ess with the mostest

31. You’ve got me under your spell

32. Trick or treat yo’ self

33. CREAM: Costumes Rule Everything Around Me

34. Ghouls rule and boys drool

35. Absolutely fa-boo-lous

36. Queen of the Screams

37. Bad to the bones

38. Shake your BOOty

39. Who run the world? Ghouls

40. Bow down, witches

41. Send boos

42. Bugs and hisses, witches!

43. You’re freaking meowt

44. You make me batty.

45. I can't be held responsible for stolen candy.

46. If you’ve got it, haunt it

Best Halloween Captions from Movies (and Plays)

There's nothing like a scary movie to set the scene for Halloween. These are our favorite Halloween quotes from plays and movies—each one makes a perfect Instagram caption!

47. "It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus.” - Hocus Pocus

48. "It’s a full moon tonight. That’s when all the weirdos are out.” - Hocus Pocus

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49. "I'm a mouse, duh.” - Mean Girls

50. "There's only 365 days left until next Halloween!" - The Nightmare Before Christmas

51. "This is Halloween, everybody make a scene." The Nightmare Before Christmas

52. "Hi! I'm Chucky. Wanna play?" - Child's Play

53. "I'm the ghost with the most, babe.” - Beetlejuice

54. "Never trust the living." - Beetlejuice

55. "It’s showtime!" - Beetlejuice

56. "Where my ghouls at?" - Monster High

57. "It's Halloween; everyone's entitled to one good scare.” - Halloween

58. "Double, double, toil and trouble." - Macbeth

59. "Something wicked this way comes." - Macbeth

60. "Have you come to sing pumpkin carols?" - It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

61. “Last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me. Do it again.” - The Addams Family

62. "Isn’t the view beautiful? It takes my breath away. Well, it would if I had any.” - Corpse Bride

63. "These people have been reading too much Stephen King." - Double, Double Toil and Trouble

64. "Cross your heart... hope to die... stick a needle in your eye, shake your bottom if you got 'em." - Double, Double Toil and Trouble

65. "Magic is really very simple, all you've got to do is want something and then let yourself have it." - Halloweentown

66. "You can't tell what's in a monster's heart just by looking at 'em. I mean, sometimes, some of the slimiest, raunchiest, ugliest little monsters turn out to be the nicest." - Halloweentown

67. "Grandma hasn't taught me how to fly yet!" - Halloweentown

68. "Wastrel youth of benighted hours, be thee vanquished by my powers!" - Halloweentown

69. "My neighbors disappear sometimes too. It's called moving." - Halloweentown

70. "Mortals see, mortals do.” - Halloweentown

Halloween Instagram Captions from Song Lyrics

71. "Baby, it's Halloween, and we can be anything." - Phoebe Bridgers

72. "Boys and girls of every age, wouldn't you like to see something strange?" - Danny Elfman

73. "Life's no fun without a good scare." - Danny Elfman

74. "I am the shadow on the moon at night, filling your dreams to the brim with fright." - Danny Elfman

75. "It's close to midnight. Something evil's lurkin' in the dark." - Michael Jackson

76. "You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes, you're paralyzed." - Michael Jackson

77. "From my laboratory in the castle east to the master bedroom where the vampires feast." - Bobby Pickett

78. "The ghouls all came from their humble abodes." - Bobby Pickett

79. "The zombies were having fun, the party had just begun." - Bobby Pickett

80. "I put a spell on you, and now you're mine." - John Debney

81. "Werewolf Bar Mitzvah, spooky scary." - 30 Rock

82. "Tonight all the monsters gonna dance." - China Anne McClain

83. "I rose up from the dead, I do it all the time." - Taylor Swift

Funny Halloween Instagram Captions

84. Becky, look at her bat

85. We'll bring the haunted house down

86. Every day is Halloween!

87. Ready to spookify

88. And to all a good (fight) night

89. Beware: scroll at your own risk

90. I ain't afraid of no ghost

Halloween Instagram Captions for Selfies

91. Feeling gourdgeous

92. Being my own boo

93. Channeling my inner Halloqueen

94. Getting ready for a skeleton of fun!

95. Talk about a magical transformation

96. Might be a zombie tomorrow

97. About to bewitch you

98. Planning my disguise

99. IDK guys, I'm considering getting fangs

100. Ready to bat my eyelashes this Halloween

101. Eerie is my middle name

102. Feeling hexy

Halloween Instagram Captions for Group of Friends

103. Ready for the most epic Halloweekend!

104. Boo crew, unite!

105. We might not be dressed up as the Avengers, but these are my heroes

106. Forget trick-or-treating, we're sweet enough as is

107. I never go anywhere without my ghouls

108. This is one major monster mash up

109. On our way to hang with Jason

110. We're bad to the boone

111. If you want to meet up with us, just caul(dron)

112. We came, we (chain)saw, we conquered

113. Howling with laughter all night long

114. Line up your broomsticks

Halloween Instagram Captions for Family Pictures

115. We may not be the Addams family, but we're pretty close

116. Look out, this year we're all about scary costumes and bringing a new meaning to blood relatives

117. Mummy's in charge

118. Another ordinary day with monsters in my house

119. We're basically the Sanderson sisters

120. Home is where the haunted house is

121. Tonight's read is No More Mummies Jumping on the Bed

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Couples Halloween Instagram Caption Ideas

122. My forever boo

123. Hershey's aren't the only kisses I'll get this Halloween

124. I bring the sweet, he brings the ghoul

125. My favorite pumpkin

126. The Gomez to my Morticia

127. You could say they're bewitched

128. Forget roses and perfect pics, for my dream Halloween date, bring on the horror flicks

129. Happily ever cadaver

Halloween-Related Instagram Caption Ideas

130. Can't wait to scroll through the social scaries

131. Spooky photo dump coming in hot

132. Couldn't think of a caption, so mummy's the word

133. I'm just looking for a chill night, not looking for any double, double toil and trouble

134. Have a great fright night!

135. As Halloween-Taylor would say, karma is a black cat

136. Tonight will be anything but booring

137. Ready to put the boogie in boogeyman

138. I'll be like an apparition by how quickly I pass through these parties

139. Although the night's been spooky, it's been ghostly fun

140. Yeah, you could say I'm a big phantom of Halloween

141. Clear eyes, full hearts, full moon, can't lose

142. Snap, cackle and pop

143. Where's Jamie Lee Curtis when you need her?

144. Going batty

145. About to have a bloody good time

146. Trying to avoid Michael Myers

147. Horror movie marathons and Reeses are screaming my name

148. As Meghan Trainor would say, my costume made you look

149. Going to be handing out candy like it's my job

150. Already plotting next year's Halloween celebrations

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