17 Embarrassing Things Your Boy Crush Wore in 2007
1. Completely random vests.
They served no purpose, but your man wore one anyway!
2. A *deep breaths* FEDORA.
Yes, the infamous headwear of Nice Guys was once tragically mainstream.
3. Military dog tag necklaces.
Oddly, you never remembered him enlisting.
4. Formal-ish tops with jeans.
Blazers with jeans, vests with jeans – this literal semi-formal look did not age well.
5. Especially if those jeans were shapeless AF.
Rare were the times you could actually see bae's booty.
6. Oversized newsboy hats (and basically anything Pete Wentz wore).
He rocked them like it was 1927.
7. Graphic tees every day of the week.
Thankfully, most of the obnoxious pseudo-philosophical quotes and watercolor splotches are a blur to you now.
8. Especially if they were Ed Hardy.
2007 was the year of skulls on gd everything, and Ed Hardy ruled your boyfriend's wardrobe.
9. Hair that magically never unflipped.
Tom in your science class literally defied the laws of physics.
10. Or whatever this haircut was.
He had to have spent at least 45 minutes straightening and sculpting his hair into this arbitrary shape that everyone, for some reason, approved of.
11. And of course, all tucked under a Hot Topic hoodie.
The hoods on hoodies were functional 100 percent of the time in 2007.
12. Snake bites your mom would 1000 percent never approve of.
You, however, were smitten.
13. A vest over a t-shirt over a henley, because layers knew NO bounds.
When in doubt, he always put a vest on it.
14. Scarves that didn't actually keep him warm.
Random accessory scarves were an epidemic that affected women as much as men in 2007, to be fair.
15. Something, if not a full outfit, with pinstripes.
Again with the formalwear!
16. Fully buttoned-up cardigans.
Just how grandpa would like them.
17. And all the popped collars.
Seeing layered polos with sky-high collars was like seeing a unicorn.
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