17 Husbands, Wives, And Partners I'm Thanking The Heavens I Never Married Or Dated

1. This partner who borrowed their S.O.s car and felt entitled to trashing it:

My partner borrowed my car for a few days, and gave it back like this from mildlyinfuriating

2. This partner who decided she deserved financial compensation and support post-breakup:

Woman’s boyfriend breaks up with her and gives her $2k to leave. She spends it all and believes he is “obligated to pay her expenses while she’s trying to get on her feet.” from ChoosingBeggars

3. This partner who thought a $700 gift from her boyfriend simply wasn't enough:

This cb demanding a more expensive bag from her boyfriend from ChoosingBeggars

4. This partner who essentially rejected her fiancé's engagement ring because it wasn't from Tiffany's:

Whining because she didn’t get a super expensive Tiffany ring when her boyfriend proposed from ChoosingBeggars

5. This partner who took it one step further and publicly shamed her S.O. for the ring he picked out:

Not good enough for her... from ChoosingBeggars

6. This (ex) partner who tried to get a deal just because she and the seller dated:

My ex girlfriend. Self explanatory to get a cheaper cutting board. from ChoosingBeggars

7. This partner who immediately tried to sell the Apple Watch her S.O. gifted her because it wasn't a brand-new model:

Don’t you love it when your girlfriend hates your gift and instantly sells it on Facebook. OBO. from ChoosingBeggars

8. This (ex) partner who had a whole laundry list for his S.O. in order for the two of them to "get back together":

My girlfriend's ex's list from circa 2009 for getting back together. from ChoosingBeggars

9. This partner who threw a fit because his S.O. wasn't texting him on the daily:

Does this count? Guy I sort of dated after literal years of him begging, but I was never a good enough girlfriend (it didn't last long) from ChoosingBeggars

10. This husband who shamed his wife for using coupons to buy food to make him a delicious meal:

Husband who is struggling to make ends meet gets mad at wife for"lowering herself" because she found coupons in the trash to feed her kids. from ChoosingBeggars

11. This military spouse who thought she should eat for free and let her poor server know it:

Military Spouse Demanding to Have her next Meal for Free from ChoosingBeggars

12. This GROUP of military spouses who demanded free NFL tickets for their non-existent "service":

Just because you're connected to the military, NFL teams are required to give you free stuff? from ChoosingBeggars

13. This (ex) partner who was mad that her S.O. went back to his wife (???), so she proceeded to shame the wife for it:

I hate it when my boyfriend's have wives. from trashy

14. This partner who cancelled her S.O.'s passport because she didn't want him going on a trip without her:

Cancelling your boyfriend's passport and having social media find it funny from trashy

15. This wife who couldn't believe her husband had the audacity to split his money between her and his child:

I'm only getting 50% of my husband's money when he dies! I need a new man!! from trashy

16. This husband who bought his wife some gifts and then took them right back:

Husband’s gift to his wife this morning. Hopefully she gives him a divorce. from trashy

17. And finally, this wife who cheated on her husband WITH HIS OWN FATHER:

Cheating on your husband with his dad from trashy

H/T: r/choosing beggars and r/trashy.