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19 Times People Tried To Get Cute And Were Absolutely Roasted For It, Like, To A Crisp

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1.Whoever owns this Christmas tree:

"the grinch would steal every tree except that one"
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2.A) this guy, and B) his sweater:

A man wearing an ugly sweater
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3.This guy whose real special power is getting burned:

"Granted. You now have the ability to close your eyes."
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4.Toddlers everywhere, but especially in Poland:

"in polish we have 'gowniaki,' which roughly translates to 'shitlings'"
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5.Mr. "Nobody liked you":

"How much of your life, expressed as a percentage, have you spent gesturing for women to take out their earbuds?"
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6.This disappointing offspring who absolutely roasted themself:

"every time i do something stupid my dad stares at my mom like he wants a refund"
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7.This Oscar the Slouch:

"Still thinking about how my friend told me my posture is so bad that if I stood on a ball it would like like a question mark."
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8.Officer Thomas:

"I've seen bigger busts on Paw Patrol."
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9.This virus "expert":

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10.Jake Paul:

"jake is the type of guy to look up and down when crossing the road"
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11.This person's son:

"I have a pet leech, it's my 30 year old unemployed son."
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12.Literally every single English person:

"they live there"
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13.This teacher and their class:

"If I had one hour to live, I'd spend it in this class because it feels like an eternity."
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14.This pizza restaurant:

"My cat smelled it and is now convulsing and having a seizure one the floor."
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15.Both of these Kevins:

"you're kevin"
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16.This Lothari-no:

"Wow"
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17.Whoever bought this sweater:

"...so you don't ruin it like everyone else in your life"
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18.This woman's husband:

"Overheard a woman say very angrily one the phone 'I married a stale ham sandwich of a human' and calling someone a stale ham sandwich is probably my new favorite insult."
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19.And whoever the sad S.O.B. is who happened to be on the other end of this absolute direct hit:

"I bet your parents change the subject when people ask about you"
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