Man, I Honestly Feel Sorry For These 19 People Who Had A Really, Really Bad Week

1. The person with the whitest Jeep in town:

2. The proud owner of a brand new unicycle:

3. The person who gave their window a dang super saiyan kai blast:

4. The person who had their The Sims-ass underwear exposed for all to see:

5. The person who, 'fraid to say, might be the world's worst grower of watermelons:

6. The person who's having their own personal Chicken Little moment inside their apartment:

7. The person who will never eat a Night Baguette again:

8. The person who apparently ordered their burger cooked well-gooped:

9. The person whose eggs will now have a very unique texture:

10. The person who almost fell into the Netherrealm in their rental:

11. The person who uncovered this simply ludicrous amount of lint:

12. The person who had the perfect soundtrack for this tragic moment:

13. The person whose record miiiiiight be a bit askew:

14. The person who lives and breathes with someone that drinks out of this:

15. The person who lived the British nightmare:

16. The person who I hope likes their eggs with a heaping mound of pepper on them:

17. The person who got a little extra protein with their delicious chips:

18. The person whose couch is basically like four planks thrown together:

19. And the person whose friend just casually broke a million year old piece of amber:

Hmm. Not great.