19 Times Restaurants Decided To Go Against The Rules Of The Universe With Their Bonkers Menu Items

1. This shoe salmon tartar.

They’re just taunting us now from WeWantPlates

2. This crime against humanity.

Drink is named "bloody tampon" on menu, so what do you expect? But still, just no. No. Eww. from StupidFood

3. This sundae that makes me feel ill.

BBQ Sundae from WeWantPlates

4. "Yes hi, I would like the wateramenlon, please."

I'm glad to see they be serving ramen the traditional way from WeWantPlates

5. This beer shrimp thing.

Cracking Open a Cold Shrimp with the Boys from WeWantPlates

6. This chicken parmesan taco choice.

Chicken Parmesan tacos are the new special at a nearby restaurant from StupidFood

7. This inflatable boat drink for the group.

Cursed cocktail from WeWantPlates

8.This restaurant that serves not only this...

9.But also this.

10. This two for one.

We've got a "two for one" with this meal from StupidFood

11. This topping-less pizza, which is somehow an option.

Accidentally ordered a pizza with no toppings. And they actually delivered it. from PizzaCrimes

12. Whatever food is on this women's menu vs. men's menu. Because that exists.

The men's menu vs the women's menu at a restaurant in Quebec from pointlesslygendered

13. This cake-drink combo.

Its portable. from WeWantPlates

14. This tower of bad choices.

How is it even standing? from StupidFood

15. This "half a bottle of fries."

Now I get why it was advertised as "half a bottle of fries"... Fries in a cut off bottle of wine. from WeWantPlates

16. This genuinely disgusting concoction.

I found this monstrosity on a local restaurant’s menu. It’s a “Hot Beef Sundae” from StupidFood

17. Whatever the hell this is.

This keeps showing up on my Facebook as a recommendation for nearby restaurants. from StupidFood

18. This just-chicken-and-bread pizza.

I work at a Papa Johns. Couple months ago someone legit ordered a thin crust with no sauce, no cheese, and chicken. from PizzaCrimes

19. And finally, this.

I present, Sonic restaurant's official picture on their menu of their cheese fries from shittyfoodporn