Spotify Is Exposing Gay People With Wrapped, And I Guess This Is What Coming Out Of The Closet Looks Like In 2021

Call up the God Warrior.

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Notify the Supernanny.

Get Stacie Orrico out of retirement already!

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It's Spotify Wrapped Day!

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For those who don't know, Spotify Wrapped is a very important day for the homosexual community.

It's practically a gay holiday.

Some call it Gay Christmas.

Others call it the Gay Met Gala.

Either way, it's the one time of year when gay people are exposed by a music streaming service.

They *know*.

Like, really, really know.

Not only is Wrapped Day about exposing homosexuality.

But it also doubles as Mental Health Awareness Day.

From "Hi gay."

To "Tell me I'm gay without saying I'm gay."

Spotify has a *different* way of calling people gay slurs.

Imagine if they had Spotify Wrapped 20 years ago?

Coming out of the closet would have been a totally different experience.

So yeah, Happy Wrapped Day to all those who celebrate.

And thank you Spotify for, yet again, calling us out.

In conclusion, check in on your friends with Apple Music.

Sorry to those gays without Spotify.

Maybe next year.

I'll leave you with this thought, because I always wonder the same thing:

Bye!

the god warrior waving a rainbow flag