23 Everyday Phrases You Probably Didn't Know Were From 'Friends'
Friends has brought the world so much. Laughs, the Rachel, a love of a good coffee in a shop with a sofa … and heaps and heaps of phrases that you can use in your everyday lives.
When you can recite every episode of Friends by heart, it's obvious that you're going to end up quoting it in your everyday life. And to be fair, the show was so well-observed that you've probably found yourself in similar situations on plenty of occasions. (Except maybe when Ross covers his legs in a lotion-talc paste in his leather-trouser panic. Yet.) Without further ado, here are 23 Friends phrases that have become part of every fan's vocabulary:
1. "We were on a break"
Friends usage: Ross and Rachel's dramatic romance drama, obviously
How to use it now: Obviously Ross was in the wrong, whatever the technicalities of the situation. But he did provide us with a very useful phrase to get us out of trouble (as long as you remember to announce that you are, indeed, on a break). Don't limit this to just romances either — caught browsing Facebook during work? Claim you were on a break and any self-respecting Friends fan won't be mad for long.
2. "My diamond shoes are too tight"
Friends usage: Chandler being annoyed by Ross's dilemma of being caught between two women ("Two women love me. They're both gorgeous and sexy. My wallet's too small for my $50s, and my diamond shoes are too tight.")
How to use it now: Chandler might have been mocking Ross, but you've moved into an age of self-deprecation. Use "my diamond shoes are too tight" when you realize halfway through a moan that it's not exactly something that's going to get you a lot of sympathy.
3. "Unagi"
Friends usage: Ross's insistence that "unagi" is a state of utter awareness in karate (sorry, KA-rah-TAY).
How to use it now: Obviously, unagi is a type of sushi — I've lost count of the number of sushi menus I've taken pictures of, sniggering. So you could just use it to order food. But for god's sake, make sure you do the little finger-to-your-head move whenever you say it.
4. "Could I be any more…"
Friends usage: Everything Chandler says, ever.
How to use it now: This is an easy one to slip into conversation, but be warned: You will end up getting hooked on it. After all, the best time this pops up in Friends is actually courtesy of Joey mocking Chandler ("Could I be wearing any more clothes?"). So use with caution.
5. "How you doin'?"
Friends usage: Joey chatting up the ladies.
How to use it now: We can all agree thatpickup lines are a bit passé and probably best avoided. That said, "How you doin'?" is likely your best bet, especially if delivered with your tongue firmly in your cheek. After all, if they don't get the Friends reference, you don't want to be dating them anyway.
6. "Smell the fart acting"
Friends usage: Joey teaching the rest of the Friends how to look all intense when you forget your lines by pretending to smell a fart.
How to use it now: Apply this to any actor you see looking vaguely troubled on television and your friends will love you for it (God knows it will pep up the latest episode of that crime drama your mom always makes you watch). And if you're an actor, embrace it: Kit Harington has actually admitted he uses the technique.
7. "He's her lobster"
Friends usage: Phoebe talking about Ross and Rachel
How to use it now: You all have that couple in our friend group — the one that should really just be together, but keep breaking up and making up, and just can't quite get it together. But don't lose faith; take comfort from Phoebe's revelation that lobsters mate for life. They'll figure it out eventually.
8. "This is brand new information"
Friends usage: Phoebe and Joey trying to pretend they don't know that Rachel is pregnant when Ross tells them
How to use it now: Any time you know something you shouldn't. (Actually, anytime you're told something you didn't know too. It's really fun to say.)
9. "Oh. My. Gawwwwwwwwwwd."
Friends usage: Janice. All the time.
How to use it now: Anytime anything shocking happens ever. Obviously it's best to shout it when someone from your past shows up; try squealing it in the face of that guy you went on one date with when you bump into him at the bus stop. Maybe it will work out better than burying your head in a magazine and trying to look nonchalant?
10. "Oh, here come the meat sweats"
Friends usage: Joey after eating an entire turkey at Thanksgiving
How to use it now: After your Christmas dinner. Or your Easter dinner. Or your Sunday dinner. (Or any meal, even a vegetarian one.)
11. "It's a moo point"
Friends usage: Joey mispronouncing "moot point" ("It's a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter. It's moo.")
How to use it now: Just instead of "moot point," to be honest. It's far funnier, and if people around you start to question it, that just shows you're not hanging around with the right people.
12. "Pivot"
Friends usage: Ross desperately trying to hike his couch upstairs
How to use it now: This is easily one of the most iconic — and quotable — moments. There's a reason the blooper makes everyone giggle so much, after all: because shrieking "pivot" at the top of your voice is just plain stupid. And funny. Moving is boring and stressful, but get everyone yelling "pivot" as they lug boxes about, and they'll be having a whale of a time before you know it.
13. "They don't know we know they know we know"
Friends usage: Phoebe and Rachel playing games as Monica and Chandler try to keep their relationship secret
How to use it now: Every friendship group has its secrets. All right, you might not get as deep as Rachel and Phoebe did, but there will 100 percent guaranteed be a time when you can utter the glorious words "they don't know we know," and it will add that extra sheen to the glimmer of scandal. If you ever do get to "they don't know we know they know we know," that is a life achievement unlocked.
14. "I wish I could but I don't want to"
Friends usage: Phoebe turning down Ross's offer to build flatpack furniture
How to use it now: Anytime you want to turn down someone not so gently. This one's all in the tone, so try to look sunny and you might even get away with it. Your teacher telling you to get a report in by the end of the day? "I wish I could but I don't want to." Your mom asking you to clean your room? "I wish I could but I don't want to." "Will you go to prom with me?" "I wish I could but… " Actually, no, you probably shouldn't use it then.
15. "I'm fiiiiiiiiiine"
Friends usage: Ross trying to pretend he's totally cool with Rachel and Joey dating
How to use it now: You've all been in the situation where you have to pretend you're cool about something you are really not cool about so a self-aware sigh that you're fine might garner some serious sympathy. (Also worth using: a passive-aggressive "I'm making fajitas" every now and then, especially because then you also get to eat fajitas.)
16. "Sup with the wack PlayStation sup"
Friends usage: Joey trying to play a teenager for a role
How to use it now: As pure mockery, of course. If your friend has suddenly started desperately trying to be act "cool" — mutter a snarky "sup with the wack PlayStation sup" and they'll soon realize how ridiculous they're being.
17. "You can't say that, you don't know"
Friends usage: Monica hitting back at Ross and Rachel's disgust that Chandler peed on her jellyfish sting
How to use it now: Anytime you think you're being unjustly attacked. The impact of this phrase is all in the emphasis on "don't know," so nail that and you'll soon turn those jeers and horrified looks into understanding and tolerance. Employ this wisely: It can really get you out of sticky situations (literally if you have, indeed, been peed on).
18. "The friend zone"
Friends usage: Joey talking to Ross about his relationship with Rachel, obviously
How to use it now: It's hard to believe now, but Friends actually really did popularize the concept of the "friend zone" (when Joey pronounced Ross "mayor of the zone"). You all know how to use "friend zone" these days, but if you're the unlucky soul who's found yourself in the zone, take heart from the fact that Ross and Rachel do, actually, end up together, rendering the whole idea nonsense.
19. "Whoooopah"
Friends usage: Chandler trying to make the "whipped" sound
How to use it now: The concept of being "whipped" has fallen out of favor somewhat — y'know, it's kind of sexist and all — but sometimes you really do just get frustrated about your friends being held hostage by their significant others. Chandler's lame "whoopah" is the perfect phrase for that situation, because it adds a level of silliness to the whole thing, and if you get questioned, it's easy to pretend you were joking.
20. "Big dull dud"
Friends usage: Chandler complaining about his date with Rachel's boss Joanna
How to use it now: It's pretty self-explanatory, but "big dull dud" is just such a satisfying phrase to say (especially if you've just been forced to spend time with one). Chandler's short-lived dalliances with Joanna are actually a goldmine of phrases, from his disgust at her "mascara goop" to Rachel negotiating with him when he's half-dressed and handcuffed to Joanna's filing cabinet ("I can be very generous … or very stingy").
21. "Joey doesn't share food"
Friends usage: Joey furiously telling a date to keep her hands off his fries
How to use it now: There is nothing more annoying in this world than someone who orders a salad and then pinches your fries. But culinary crimes aren't limited to that — you've all had a housemate nicking your milk from the fridge or someone stealing a slice of pizza from the box when your back is turned. Bark that you don't share food at them (in the third person) and they won't trouble you again. If the worst comes to the worst, though, you can always threaten a Ross's-sandwich style meltdown.
22. "Mmm, noodle soup"
Friends usage: Joey desperately trying to film a commercial for soup
How to use it now: Anytime you ever have soup, for one thing. It's automatic for me now, and remember, it doesn't have to be noodle soup to work. Joey's certainly wasn't. But I actually have started using this more widely to mock myself whenever I can't quite get the right words out — give it a go.
23. "I'm breezy!"
Friends usage: Monica leaving a desperate message on her ex Richard's answering machine
How to use it now: Don't. You can't say you're breezy, that totally negates the breezy.
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