29 Hilarious Tweets By Women That Have Me Screaming, Crying, And Throwing Up

When I was on Tinder, I sent this pickup line to every match: "Are you a Great Depression era public works project named after President Hoover? Because DAM!!" It never worked, and I'm not on dating apps anymore because I know when something isn't the right fit.

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All this to say, I admire Liz Truss for saying, "You know what? Never mind!" and peacing out after just 44 days as Prime Minister. And I'll admire all of YOU if you follow these funny ladies on Twitter!

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