33 Reasons Why Prince Harry Is the Best Royal
In honor of his 33rd birthday.
He looks like a muppet when he's sad.
Proof muppets can be hot.
He looks GREAT without his shirt on.
Haiiiiiiiii.
He looks good in a beard.
HELLO, GINGER WHISKERS.
He wants to please others.
I know this because he definitely did not willingly choose to wear that cap-and-collar combo.
He's great with kids.
*Heart melts*
Seriously.
HEART PUDDLE.
Boop!
Take me.
And puppies.
Perfect.
He is a dancing king.
And is very generous with his twirls.
He has an in with Kate Middleton.
The best kind of bestie.
He sticks to his guns.
Sure, we might have issued a PSA in regard to his man-jewelry-wearing ways, but Harry will not be deterred. And we respect him for that.
He would look great with a mustache.
He's also very good at holding his own in the "I'm not touching you" game.
He knows how to communicate.
Communication is very important, especially in friendships, country-running endeavors, and healthy relationships. "Time out, did we decide what we're having for dinner? Okay, shall we make out more?" are the kinds of key questions I would expect Harry to ask me.
And he doesn't mind picking up the phone.
Call me, maybe? (Sorry, are people still saying that?)
He's a team player.
Very important quality, especially when you're arguing about whose turn it is to wash the royal dishes.
He enjoys a good umbrella cocktail.
I always appreciate a man who can drink a fruity libation.
He can fly.
Or at least help you play out your Top Gun fantasy.
He's good humored.
Look at this guy.
He is really effing hot.
Like really, really hot. This is some James Bond–level shit right here.
He likes to kid around.
Get it? Kid!? Because he's hanging with a goat! (Sorry.)
He looks great in a polo uniform.
My, you wear your sweat well, Prince Harry.
And a top hat.
Rawr.
And a flight suit....
But seriously, that Top Gun fantasy thing. A little Maverick-Goose role-play, anyone?
He appreciates cute things.
Albino African pygmy hedgehog alert!
He's a family guy.
Brothers having a royal go. Sweet.
He's willing to be the goalie.
Seriously, no one volunteers to be the goalie.
He's a giggler.
How can you resist that face?
He could be a model.
If you told me this was a Wrangler ad, I would accept that and promptly buy myself a pair of dad jeans and a Jeep just to cover all my Wrangler bases.
He offers positive feedback.
"Pad Thai and New Girl season three marathon tonight? Great idea!"
He has a full head of hair.
Sorry, Will. :(
He's a cycling enthusiast.
Not only did he help kick off the Tour de France last year, but he also took it upon himself to ride a mini bike. Fun!
He has some seriously good genes.
He was the cutest baby. (No offense, George!)
He's a Harry Potter fan.
And that, ladies and gentleman, just Sealed. The. Deal.
In honor of his 33rd birthday.