I Have Tears Streaming Down My Face From Laughing At These 31 Rather Unfortunate Fails
1.This name that should've gone through more workshopping first:
"A Brown Breeze" sounds like a how a poet would describe a fart.
2.This misleading message:
Well, isn't that divine?!
3.This unfortunately hysterical word placement:
Every child ?? ?? ?? ?? Garbage. MATTERS Recycle
4.These stomach-churning churros:
Nothing whets the appetite quite like some turd churros.
5.This hell baby:
You'd think a company making BABY PRODUCTS would be a little bit more conscious of their branding, no???
6.This bookmark that literally had one job:
And you, bookmark manufacturer, did a CRAP job!
7.This intro gone awry:
Assuming it's an honest typo, it's almost sort of endearing.
8.This mystery that is room 313:
Alright gang, let's split up and find out, once and for all, where room 313 really is!
9.This horse with freaky, human eyes:
THAT'S NOT WHERE HORSE EYES SHOULD GO!!! THEY SHOULDN'T BE SO HEAD-ON!!! I HATE IT!!
10.These pathetic pancakes:
I genuinely thought this was raw meat at first.
11.This incredible souvenir for a world traveler:
Just a commemorative keychain to help you remember your adventure in Ondon Town!
12.This oopsie:
Just quit on the spot. It's not worth it.
13.This homemade eggnog:
That is quite an upsetting texture!
14.This mortifying map:
I discover something new (and so, so wrong!) each time I look at it!
15.This person who should've quit while they were ahead:
The word "nakey" makes me think of the show Rugrats. PLEASE stop.
16.This unique choice of letter coloring:
They might want to fire their graphic designer.
17.This tragic takeout Caprese salad:
Absolutely dying to know how much this cost. I'm SICK.
18.This unthinkable sink:
Can you sue someone over this? Someone deserves to be punished.
19.This public defender who almost got too cozy with a client:
If I received a message like this from anyone, let alone my public defender, I'd simply pass away.
20.This grilled cheese gone wrong:
That cheese looks like it came from a volcano.
21.This accidental artwork:
The art, featuring the artist. ??
22.This terrifying choice:
OK, you could've at least given him some eyes. Come on now.
23.This turkey that looks toxic:
What do you have to do to a turkey to make it look like THAT?
24.This anti-plastic book, which came wrapped in plastic:
This feels like something Bo Burnham would've sung about in his song "That Funny Feeling."
25.This ridiculous Red Robin pizza:
Maybe they should stick to burgers.
26.This wise warning:
This is actually great advice!
27.This bread with a slight char:
How do people not burn their houses down more often?
28.This dramatic design choice:
How many people saw and approved of this design? No one noticed this? Or did they just think it was too funny to change?
29.This peep that isn't actually passing gas:
I understand that the little puffy thing to the right of the peep is meant to be cotton candy. I do. I see that now. BUT, upon first glance, that peep was passing some major gas.
30.This confusing rating system:
I don't think they understand how ratings work? Two out of five stars definitely doesn't mean 2x, nor is it something to brag about on your packaging.
31.And, this perfectly secure truck load that shouldn't cause any issues whatsoever:
Oh, good god. Someone call OSHA.