33 Christmas Ornaments To Bring The Laughs This Holiday Season
33 Christmas Ornaments To Bring The Laughs This Holiday Season
Some rules are meant to be broken, and the decorating mores of the holiday season are no exception. Buck tradition with irreverent Christmas ornaments that side-step your basic orbs and classic characters in favor of a little whimsy and (occasionally naughty) humor. Read on for our 33 favorite funny Christmas ornaments inspired by pop culture, politics, the pandemic, and more.
Tree Buddees Funny Pee on Snowman Christmas Ornament
Tree Buddees
amazon.com
We don't need to see the four-legged perpetrator to know what happened to this poor snowman; his startled expression and yellow-tinged bottom half say it all!
Tree Buddees Santa Riding A Unicorn Christmas Ornament
Tree Buddees
amazon.com
What could be better than Santa Claus? Santa Claus on a rainbow-maned unicorn, obvs. In other words, this fantastical ornament slays without the sleigh.
Hallmark Keepsake 'Friends' Thanksgiving Christmas Ornament
Hallmark Keepsake
amazon.com
Memorializing Monica's awkward shimmy in "The One With All The Thanksgivings" episode of Friends, this keepsake ornament is a must-have for any fan of the cult-favorite sitcom. Press a button on the ornament to hear Chandler's line from the scene, when he declares his love for Monica!
lunchboxly 2021 Christmas Ornament Coronavirus Ornament
lunchboxly
amazon.com
This coronavirus-shaped ornament sums up the past year in four short words. Made in the USA by a family business, the ornament is constructed using red-stained birch wood.
Tree Buddees Hilarious Cat Mugshot Christmas Ornament
Tree Buddees
amazon.com
This glass bulb ornament captures the seasonal struggle between cat owners and their "criminal" kitties who, year after year, destroy the Christmas tree like they're out for vengeance..
Archie McPhee Squirrel in Underpants Glass Ornament
Archie McPhee
amazon.com
Equal parts silly, random, and cute, this squirrel in his skivvies deserves to be displayed front and center on your tree this year. He's crafted from glass and arrives with a gold string for easy hanging.
Hallmark 'The Golden Girls' Rose Nylund Christmas Ornament
Hallmark
amazon.com
"Keep calm and eat cheesecake." We can certainly get behind these words of wisdom from everyone's favorite Golden Girl, Rose Nylund.
Ornativity Santa Wine Barrel Ornament
Ornativity
amazon.com
You believe in Santa, but what does Santa believe in? Wine! Featuring a rosy-cheeked St. Nick stomping grapes in a barrel, this four-inch ornament makes the perfect gift for any oenophile on your nice list.
Old World Christmas Glass Blown Taco Ornament
Old World Christmas
amazon.com
Why do you need a hand-crafted glass taco ornament for your tree? Amazon reviewer Sargent Dude explains it best: "If you're like me and my family, food is a big part of your life. So why not celebrate that love of food with the ornaments you put on your tree!"
Elegant Chef Quarantine Christmas Ornament Gift
Elegant Chef
amazon.com
Because one day we'll all look back and laugh, this metal ornament is a cheeky reminder of when TP was our nation's hottest commodity.
December Pets Gingerbread Man Oh Snap! Christmas Tree Ornament
December Pets
amazon.com
Whimsy meets wordplay in this silly Christmas ornament. It's sure to incite a chuckle (or maybe an eye roll) in kids and adults alike.
Kurt Adler Bob Ross "Happy Little Christmas" Figural Ornament
Kurt Adler
amazon.com
Have yourself a happy little Christmas with this Bob Ross figurine ornament. Crafted from resin, the famous painter will bring calming vibes to your hectic holiday season.
Kurt Adler Dr. Anthony Fauci Front Line Heroes Resin Ornament
Kurt Adler
amazon.com
Even on Christmas, count on the country's chief medical advisor to remind us all to (calmly) lather up for at least 20 seconds. This resin version of Dr. Fauci measures in at five inches tall and is suspended from a silver string.
Hallmark Keepsake Star Wars: The Mandalorian The Child Ornament
Hallmark Keepsake
amazon.com
Grogu (a.k.a. Baby Yoda) is the cutest TV character to come out in recent years, hands down. In this keepsake ornament inspired by Star Wars: The Mandalorian, he's perched atop a remnant Stormtrooper helmet and plays with a knob from the Razor Crest.
Design Toscano Christmas Yeti Ornament
Design Toscano
amazon.com
There's a Sasquatch sighting in your future with this ornament by Design Toscano. Modeled after the Bigfoot famously caught on tape during the Patterson-Gimlin film of 1967, this resin yeti sports a Santa hat and string lights slung over his shoulder.
Touber Pandemic 2021 Christmas Ornament
Touber
amazon.com
Like a scrapbook of 2021's highlights (and lowlights), this double-sided ceramic Christmas ornament will let the year live on in infamy.
Old World Christmas Glass Blown Banana Ornament
Old World Christmas
amazon.com
Fun fact: Bananas are technically berries, not fruit. Buy this hand-crafted glass banana ornament and impress your friends and family with your 'nana knowledge.
Tekky Toys Naughty Dirty Talking Snowman Funny Tree Ornament
TekkyToys
amazon.com
Squeeze the belly of this naughty snowman to hear him recite three off-color phrases for adult ears only.
Ruiding Ruth Bader Ginsburg 'Merry Resistmas' Christmas Tree Ornament
Ruiding
amazon.com
Commemorate the accomplishments of the late associate justice of the U.S. Supreme Court with this giftable ornament. Durable and hard-wearing (much like Bader Ginsburg herself), the ornament is made from polyresin and features a portrait of the feminist icon surrounded by a festive wreath.
Hallmark 'The Office' Dundie Award Ornament
Hallmark
amazon.com
And the Dundie Award for best pop culture Christmas ornament goes to ... this ornament! Fans of The Office will get it.
Kurt Adler Ugly Elf Sweater Christmas Ornament
Kurt Adler
amazon.com
$12.26
Help your tree land a spot on the worst-dressed list with this ugly Christmas sweater ornament. Embellished with pom-poms and shiny stars, the fabric sweater comes with a clothes hanger that's sized just right for a slim branch.
Old World Christmas Santa Face Covering Ornament
Old World Christmas
amazon.com
Apparently, even the North Pole wasn't insulated from the global reaches of the pandemic—nor the shortage of N95 masks that soon followed.
Kurt Adler Plastic Sushi Ornaments, Set of 3
Kurt Adler
amazon.com
Roughly the size of the real thing, these sushi ornaments are incredibly lifelike and a great value (they're sold in a set of three). Don't take a bite, though: These rolls are made from plastic.
Tree Buddees Xmas Rex Christmas T-Rex Dinosaur Ornament
Tree Buddees
amazon.com
Accessorized with a Santa hat and a red-and-green scarf, this ferocious T-Rex is replete with holiday cheer, but it's not enough to keep him from taking a bite out of his present. Good thing he stands just 3.5 inches tall.
Hallmark 'A Christmas Story' Leg Lamp Christmas Ornament
Hallmark
amazon.com
Behold: the leg lamp that captured the heart of Ralphie's dad in the 1983 film A Christmas Story. This ornament has all the tackiness of the original, but in a much smaller size: It's just under four inches tall.
GRAPHICS & MORE Guess What Chicken Butt Wood Holiday Ornament
GRAPHICS & MORE
amazon.com
How quickly can you finish the phrase started by this saucy ornament?
Old World Christmas Pickle Glass Blown Ornament
Old World Christmas
amazon.com
It's said that long ago in Germany, parents would hide a pickle deep in the branches of the family Christmas tree. On Christmas morning, the first child to find the pickle was rewarded with an extra present or good luck for the coming year. Keep the tradition alive in your own household with this pickle ornament, which swaps vinegar-y brine for blown glass.
Tree Buddees Funny Rubber Chicken Christmas Ornament
Tree Buddees
amazon.com
The classic gag toy is reimagined in resin in this rubber chicken ornament. It's hand-painted in a sunny yellow hue that's sure to turn heads toward your tree.
Tree Buddees 'Merry Christmas Ya Filthy Animal' Glass Christmas Ornament
Tree Buddees
amazon.com
The notable quote from Home Alone 2 shines in gilded glory in this glass orb ornament by Tree Buddees.
Wenivere's Unicorn Poop Christmas Ornament
Wenivere's
amazon.com
Dusted with glitter and strung from a gold-trimmed ribbon, this rainbow unicorn poop ornament is number one when it comes to cute number twos.
Tree Buddees Funny Mooning Santa Claus Ornament
Tree Buddees
amazon.com
This mooning Santa ornament is just what your tree is missing—that is, according to the ornament's 300-plus five-star reviews on Amazon.
Bernie Sanders 2021 Inauguration Ornament
Generic
amazon.com
Few photos captured the collective mood of the nation than the snapshot of Bernie Sanders at the 2021 Presidential inauguration. Made from engineered wood, this meme-turned-Christmas ornament lets the moment live forever.
Costume Agent Jesus Selfie Ornament
Costume Agent
amazon.com
Flashing a peace sign that's totally on brand, the birthday boy snaps a selfie in this ornament by Costume Agent.
Defy tradition with these hilarious decorations for your tree.