35 of the Best, Funniest Responses to Pick Up Lines

Couple laughing at a funny response to a pick up line

When it comes to the game of love, there's nothing better than a good pick up line. When they're smooth, delivered with finesse and just interesting enough to get you hooked, you know you're in for a fun time. There are times though, when the people delivering those lines just aren't picking up what you're putting down. Maybe you aren't looking for a relationship at all, or maybe you're already in one, and the hits just keep on coming. What's a girl, (or guy) to do in that situation? If you're wondering how to respond to a pick up line, well, when all else fails, make a joke!

Jokes are playful enough to keep the conversation going if you're still on the fence, polite enough to let someone down without being too harsh and entertaining enough to where you both might still get something out of the exchange even if it doesn't turn out the way they'd hoped. Never underestimate the power of a great witty or snarky comeback! We have the 35 best funny responses to pick up lines for you to deliver the next time you receive an impromptu rizz line.

35 Funny Responses to Pick Up Lines

1. The Line: So, aside from taking my breath away, what do you do for a living 
The Response: Avoid conversations like this one.

2. The Line: Do you happen to have a Band-Aid? ‘Cause I scraped my knees falling for you.
The Response: Ooh, maybe you should work on being less clumsy!

3. The Line: Are you a parking ticket? ‘Cause you’ve got ‘fine’ written all over you.
The Response: Are you a road sign? 'Cause you've got 'wrong way' written all over you.

4. The Line: I never believed in love at first sight, but that was before I saw you. 
The Response: Do you always believe in fictional things?

5. The Line: I should complain to Spotify for you not being named this week's hottest single.  
The Response: I should complain to your friends for allowing you out of the house tonight.

6. The Line: If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? 
The Response: If I said I wanted to check out your butt, would you turn around and walk away?

7. The Line: Are you an artist? Because you sure are good at drawing me in!  
The Response: I can't draw, so I'll just show myself out.

8. The Line: Do you have a map? It seems I've gotten lost in your eyes. 
The Response: I don't. It seems that you're simply lost.

9. The Line: I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Could you try calling it to see if it works? 
The Response: Oh... I'd love to, but I can't.

10. The Line: Do you have a name, or can I just call you ‘mine?’ 
The Response: I do have a name! But you can't call me.

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11. The Line: I feel like a library card, since I’ve been totally checking you out! 
The Response: Did you notice that I’m like a bestseller? Currently unavailable.

12. The Line: On a scale of 1 to 10, how free are you tonight? 
The Response: America. *And then just walk away*

13. The Line: I hope you know CPR because you just took my breath away!  
The Response: Oh that's too bad I don't, but I do know karate and I could knock the wind out of you.

14. The Line: I’d like to take you to the movies, but they don’t let you bring in your own snacks. 
The Response: I'm too hot for you to handle anyway.

15. The Line: If you were a taser, you’d be set to ‘stun.’ 
The Response: And if you were in the circus you'd obviously be a clown.

16. The Line: Want to get drunk and make some bad decisions? 
The Response: You seem like you already are, and you just did.

17. The Line: You look familiar, didn't we have chemistry together? 
The Response: I’m thinking it was history. Which is what you should be right now.

18. The Line: Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material. 
The Response: I don't know... It looks a little too clingy and hard to maintain.

19. The Line: What does it feel like to be the most gorgeous girl in the room? 
The Response: Pretty great, actually!

20. The Line: If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents. 
The Response: Awe did you make that line up just for me?

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21. The Line: You're gorgeous, but I can tell that’s the least interesting thing about you. I’d love to know more. 
The Response: Ooh someone’s feeling brave today.

22. The Line: I’ve heard that kissing is the language of love. Care to have a conversation with me about it sometime? 
The Response: Oh I can't, I'm busy that day!

23. The Line: They say that love is when you don’t want to sleep because reality is finally better than your dreams. After seeing you, I don’t think I ever want to sleep again. 
The Response: Sorry, I don't date zombies.

24. The Line: I think the only way you could possibly be more beautiful is if I got to know you. 
The Response: How do you feel about that one? Pretty good?

25. The Line: I don’t know which is prettier today—the weather, or your eyes. 
The Response: That depends on your next move... go on.

26. The Line: In my opinion, there are three kinds of beautiful: Cute, pretty, and sexy. Somehow, you manage to be all three. 
The Response: Well, if you can't figure out how then I think this conversation may be a little over your head.

27. The Line: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I try walking by again? 
The Response: Go ahead. I need to practice hitting a moving target.

28. The Line: What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?  
The Response: Waiting for you, obviously.

29. The Line: Kiss me if I’m wrong but, dinosaurs still exist, right? 
The Response: Technically, they do still exist. Just ask a paleontologist!

30. The Line: Are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world! 
The Response: No, they’re prison pants. And it’s time for me to make my escape.

31. The Line: When I text you goodnight later, what phone number should I use? 
The Response: The self help line.

32. The Line: I’d say, ‘God bless you,’ but it looks like he already did. 
The Response: Well that's one way to break the ice!

33. The Line: If you let me borrow a kiss, I promise I’ll give it right back. 
The Response: That's ok, I don't need one.

34. The Line: I was going to call you beautiful, but then I realized I don’t have your number yet. 
The Response: Ooh I almost want to give you points for that one!

35. The Line: I think there's something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you! 
The Response: I’m having a problem with mine, too. I can’t see you getting anywhere with me.

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