1.That this alarm clock was an entire aesthetic that you wanted your whole room to look like:
2.And that you had a 99% chance of finding this exact alarm clock in any parent's bedroom:
3.That HitClips were truly trash, but it felt so cool to listen to music on such a tiny device:
4.That The Scooby-Doo Project Cartoon Network commercial bumpers that spoofed The Blair Witch Project were actually truly frighting:
5.That no matter how many times they have changed the exterior design of Bath & Body Works, this will forever be the fa?ade you will associate with it (and still the best one):
6.That there was something so, so magical about walking into the Disney Store with the '80s Art Deco design:
7.And that you always made a beeline to the back of the store first to watch whatever was playing on the screen and to look at the giant pile of stuffed animals:
8.That you learned so much about rich people things ā like what La Mer CrĆØme de la Mer was ā by watching VH1's The Fabulous Life:
9.And that you learned so much random trivia from watching VH1's Pop Up Video:
10.Also, that you learned more from VH1's I Love the '80s and I Love the '90s than you ever did from any history class:
11.That the first time you ever downloaded anything from LimeWire you thought the FBI was going to break down your door:
12.That there are songs from the early '00s that you still hear "AOL exclusive" in your head whenever they play:
13.That the only reason to watch My Super Sweet 16 was for the messiness:
14.And that you loved to watch whenever Hildi Santo-Tomas was one of the interior designers on Trading Spaces 'cause you knew it would be a very messy episode:
15.That the iMac was the coolest designed computer, and nothing will compare to it:
16.And that the Motorola Razr the was the coolest designed cellphone, and nothing will compare to it:
17.That there will never be a more iconic duo than Paris and Nicole:
18.That there was nothing you wanted more than a TV and DVD VCR combo in your room:
19.That there was something so addictive about the plasticky smell of the Disney VHS clamshells:
20.That you felt so sophisticated drinking Snapple Elements:
21.That these were so much fun to play with as a kid and then later became a good place to store weed in (if you smoked):
22.That you would rush home from school to watch TRL because it truly was appointment TV:
23.That nothing was more challenging than trying to plug in an old-school iPod charger behind a piece of furniture:
24.That the iPod radio transmitters were the worst things ever, but nobody wanted to admit it:
25.And how no speaker will ever be as cool as the iDog:
26.That the original binge-watching used to be Nick at Nite's Block Party Summer lineup:
27.That there was no cooler place to have a birthday party than at Discovery Zone:
28.That you could entertain yourself for a while by just pressing the CD preview buttons on these:
29.That you were also always tempted to buy an overpriced CD from Borders:
30.That nothing annoyed you more than the Lionel alarm clock commercial...
31....and the Shirley Temple DVD collection commercial that each seemed to play every five minutes on Cartoon Network:
32.That nothing was more frustrating than not being able to see the hidden image in one of these:
33.That Mariah Carey's episode of Cribs is one of the most iconic TV episodes of all time:
34.And that Charity falling off the bus on MTV's Next is one of the most iconic moments in the history of reality TV:
35.That if you couldn't figure out what to watch, you could always just watch the TV Guide channel:
36.That nothing would hurt more than playing with one of these without socks:
37.That you really had to think twice about taking pics with your i-Zone Polaroid camera because the film was pricey:
38.That there was something so, so satisfying about cleaning the inside of your computer mouse:
39.And lastly, that the "quik drop" box at Blockbuster Video stores was truly the last-minute Hail Mary to help you or your parents avoid getting a late charge: