Yes, this guy.
8.The Florida couple who tried to have a wedding, like they sent out invitations and everything, at a random mansion.
The US Coast Guard posted this picture on Facebook with the caption, "We'd like to remind mariners not to drink and boat."
17.The Florida woman with the 5 a.m. ritual of annoying the hell out of her neighbors.
32.The local Tuba Florida man who was banned from playing the tuba on the beach.
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