50 Clean, Funny Jokes for Teens To Make Even the Most Angsty Adolescents Laugh

Let's be honest: It's often much easier to make teens roll their eyes than it is to make them laugh, especially when it comes to clean humor. That said, funny jokes for teens don't necessarily have to be edgy or dirty to entice a chuckle or two. If you're looking to crack up your adolescent, or at least give them a mental break from the stresses of studying, finding a prom date or navigating the stormy seas of high school socialization, these sometimes-corny jokes will bring a smile to their faces.

Here are the best funny jokes for teens, clean jokes for teens and overall stupid but good jokes. Enjoy!

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50 Jokes for Teens

1. Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can't even.

2. What did the punching bag say to the boxer?
Hit me baby, one more time.

3. Why did God supposedly make men before He made women?
Because everyone needs a rough draft.

4. What did one light bulb say to the other?
Watt's up?

5. What can you catch but not throw?
Your breath.

6. Why is the obtuse angle sad?
Because it's never right.

7. Where do cows go on date night?
To the moovies.

8. Why did Adele cross the road?
To say "hello from the other side."

9. I'm a photographer of myself. You could say I'm selfie-employed.

10. What do a coder and a plant have in common?
STEM

11. What should you do when no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?
Keep going until you get a reaction.

12. Why was the math book bummed?
It had a lot of problems.

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13. What's the best way to get in touch with a fish?
Drop it a line.

14. How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?
He bit into his pizza before it was cool.

15. I couldn't figure out why the football kept getting bigger...then it hit me.

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16. Where does fruit go on vacation?
Pearis.

17. What's the difference between ignorance and apathy?
Don't know, don't care.

18. How do wicked chickens reproduce?
They lay deviled eggs.

19. What do you call a slender cow?
Lean beef

20. Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Because she'll let it go!

21. Why shouldn't you worry about passing math?
Because it's easy as pi.

22. What do you call a grizzly with bad teeth?
A gummy bear

23. What happened with Dracula met a snowman?
They got frostbite.

24. What did Jay-Z call Queen Bey before they tied the knot?
Feyoncè

25. I wanted to buy a camouflage outfit, but I couldn't find any.

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26. Why does ice cream get invited to every party?
Because it's cool and sweet.

27. A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."

28. Why do rappers carry umbrellas?
Fo drizzle.

29. How do Minecraft players celebrate?
With block parties!

30. What flavor tea is the hardest to swallow?
Reali-tea.

31. Why did the picture go to prison?
Because it was framed.

32. Why can't you keep pimples in jail?
Because they keep breaking out.

33. Why do all judges get As in English class?
Because they know all about sentences.

34. What is a ninja's favorite kind of shoes?
Sneakers

35. What did Harry Potter do when he went bald?
Got a Hedwig!

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36. What do you call a rash on a pig?
Hogwarts

37. I tried writing with a broken pencil, but it was pointless.

38. Why are there no ponies in choirs?
Their voices are a little too horse.

39. What rock group has four members that can't sing or play instruments?
Mt. Rushmore

40. What do you call a cow without a GPS?
Udderly lost.

41. What are the most popular perfumes for ages 12 to 18?
Adolescents

42. What do you call an old snowman?
A puddle.

43. What do you call a pooch in heat?
Hot dog

44. Why do pirates have to learn the alphabet?
If they don't, they'll be lost at C.

45. What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
"Where's popcorn?"

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46. Did you hear about the kidnapping on the bus?
It's OK! He woke up.

47. Can February March?
No, but April May.

48. How do you survive a deadly clown attack?
Go straight for the Juggalo.

49. What kind of music do balloons hate?
Pop

50. How do you drown a hipster?
In the mainstream.

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