50 Egg Puns and Funny Yolks That Will Definitely Crack You Up

If you're on the hunt for egg-cellent puns and jokes about eggs that are poached, scrambled or pan-fried (depending on your preference) to perfect hilarity? You've cracked the code here! Whether you're an egg enthusiast or pun aficionado looking to add some funny yolks to your repertoire, you've come to the right place. The best egg puns are just a whisk away!

Prepare for your mind to be scrambled by egg-cellent wordplay and yolk-tastic humor. These shell-arious puns will leave you and everyone you tell cracking up!  

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50 Egg Puns

1. You're looking egg-cellent this evening.

2. Don't yolk around.

3. Omeletting this slide.

4. Let's hatch a plan. 

5. I'm so egg-cited! 

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6. Egg-sactly. 

7. Whisk it good. 

8. You're cracking me up.

9. Don't be such a rotten egg. 

10. Quit egg-noring me.

11. I think I'm going to take an eggs-ercise class tomorrow. 

12. My brain is scrambled. 

13. Look at life on the sunny side up.

14. All of this social activity is eggs-hausting.

15. Yolk gotta be kidding me right now.

16. Don't be such an egghead. 

17. Guacamole is eggs-tra.

18. Coming out of my shell.

19. Call it shell shock.

20. That's all for today, yolks!

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Egg Jokes

21. What do you call an egg on a journey? An egg-splorer!

22. Why do people love eating hard-boiled eggs for breakfast? They're hard to beat!

23. Why did the egg cross the road? To get to the shell station.

24. Why do you have to watch what you say around egg whites? They can't take a yolk.

25. Why did the egg fail its driving test? He liked to egg-celerate too much.

26. What days do eggs hate the most? Fry-day.

27. What's the worst crime an egg can commit? Poaching.

28. What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker.

29. What do chickens call the city that never sleeps? New Yolk City.

30. What's an egg's go-to coffee order? Double egg-spresso.

31. What did Snow White name her hen? Egg White.

32. What did the egg say after passing its test? Omelet smarter than I look!

33. Why did the influencer egg start losing her friends? They thought she became a shell-out.

34. How do eggs run so fast? They're afraid of being beaten.

35. Who tells the best egg jokes? Comedy-hens.

36. What happened to the chicken that caused a fight at school? He was egg-spelled.

37. Where do penguins store their eggs? In their egg-loos.

38. Why don't dinosaurs lay eggs? They're egg-stinct.

39. What do you call a self-obsessed egg? An egg-o maniac.

Egg Pun One-Liners

40. The police spent hours questioning an egg. I think it's about to crack.

41. I ate the world's largest egg this week – that will take some beating.

42. You just can't beat an egg-based dessert – am I right, or a meringue?

43. A chicken and an egg walk into a bar and the bartender asks, "Who's first?"

44. When an egg doesn't do enough eggs-ercise before a race, they get scrambled legs.

45. The egg cracked some jokes at the comedy bar, but he left a real mess.

46. I saw an egg behaving really strangely today. He must have been very egg-centric.

47. Charles Chickens is the author of Great Egg-xpectations.

48. An egg and a piece of toast walk into a bar together. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."

49. The eggs decided to leave Europe, so we need to prepare for Breggsit.

50. Eggs always love having clowns at their birthday parties because they know how to crack them up.

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