50 Eggs-cellent Chicken Puns That'll Inspire Your Inner Comedi-Hen
Everyone loves a good chicken pun! They’re a great way to tell a classic joke while keeping everything family-friendly. Not to mention, a good chicken pun can really beak everyone’s interest at a dinner party that’s a little less than eggs-cellent.
These chicken puns are also a great way to figure out if your little chicken nugget has all the fixings to become a comedi-hen of their own. Take a peek at our list to teach your kids some classic zingers and see if they can stretch their funny bones to make up their own!
Whether you’re looking for a fun activity to play with your kids or just to give breakfast a little bit of humor, these chicken puns will have everyone cracking up.
50 Chicken Puns
1. Best of cluck!
2. Can you hand me a hen-kerchief?
3. Wow. You sure know how to lay it on chick.
4. Even though I had an omelet for breakfast, I’m still peckish!
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5. Duh duh duhhh...the plot chickens.
6. You are the wind beneath my chicken wings.
7. I have great eggs-pectations from you.
8. You’re just a one-chick pony!
9. What do chickens order at a Chinese restaurant? An eggroll.
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10. A chick of the light.
11. Dancing chick to chick!
12. We are as chick as thieves.
13. If you think your chicken coop is haunted you better call the eggs-orcist!
14. I love New Yolk City!
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15. If you like it, then you should put a wing on it!
16. Did you know chickens make great musicians? They have their own drumsticks!
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17. Did you hear about the hen who could only lay eggs in the winter? She was no spring chicken.
18. Let’s watch a chick flick!
19. If you were a chicken, you sure would be im-peck-able.
20. What dance do chickens refuse to do? The foxtrot.
21. Cluck your heels together, it’s Fry-day!
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22. Don’t be chicken about it.
23. What does a chicken need to lay an egg every day? Hen-durance!
24. What is a chicken's favorite movie? A Cluckwork Orange.
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25. Working around the cluck.
26. Everyone is a comedi-hen around here!
27. Your hen-writing has improved.
28. Where will you find a chicken letter? In a hen-velope
29. Get chicked out.
30. You look so hen-some tonight, darling!
31. Chickens always find themselves in peck-uliar circumstances!
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32. You really beaked my interest.
33. You better watch your behavior or you’ll get eggs-pelled from school!
34. A chicken always has egg-splosion of fun on their birthday.
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35. Hey, beautiful. I can't stop chicken you out!
36. What do you get when you cross a chicken and a ghost? A poultry-geist.
37. Did you hear about the chicken who graduated high school? She got a hen-ourable mention.
38. I see you are up to your old chicks.
39. What’s a chicken’s favorite dessert? A peck-an pie.
40. Can you help me? I’m kinda in a peck-le.
41. I really can’t wing for losing!
42. When old McDonald suddenly died, the police suspected fowl play.
43. The best chicken puns don’t fall far from the poul-tree.
44. You really know how to see the big peck-ture.
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45. If you don’t love chicken puns, please find the eggs-it.
46. Did you hear about the chicken who couldn’t stop cursing? He really had some fowl language.
47. What do you call someone who steals a chicken? A chicken pot pirate.
48. The bigger the chicken, the harder they fowl.
49. Oh, don’t mind me, I’m just having an eggs-istential crisis.
50. Yolk’s on you!
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