50 Cooking Fails That Are So Awful, They Might Just Permanently Ruin Your Appetite

1. These over-fried fried Oreos:

Fried Oreo dessert I did during quarantine from shittyfoodporn

2.This fried chicken that's so undercooked, it physically hurts to look at it:

3. This literal ice cream sandwich that should be a crime:

ice cream sandwich from shittyfoodporn

4.This homemade jello that belongs in a lab:

5. These dumplings from hell:

Dumplings from the hell's gate. from shittyfoodporn

6. This licorice cake that, unfortunately, does not resemble a cake at all:

A liquorice cake I made for my husband 3 years ago and I’ll never hear the end of it from shittyfoodporn

7. This clay bread:

I tried to make bread using only flour and water from shittyfoodporn

8. This terrifying brick oven pizza:

Our airbnb had a brick oven. We tried making pizza from shittyfoodporn

9. This deconstructed spinach omelette:

My aunt tried to make a spinach omlette... from shittyfoodporn

10. This rib-eye that had no business being in the microwave:

Microwaved ribeye from shittyfoodporn

11. These, uh, gingerbread cookies with icing:

I tried making Christmas cookies (white stuff is icing) from shittyfoodporn

12. These spring rolls that simply didn't turn out OK:

Tried to make homemade spring rolls… from shittyfoodporn

13. And this spring roll that's BEEN THROUGH IT:

Homemade spring roll.. from shittyfoodporn

14. This nightmare fuel clown cake:

a clown cake I made for my roommate's party before he left to study abroad from shittyfoodporn

15. This avocado toast that definitely should not be $7:

My school’s $7 take on avocado toast from shittyfoodporn

16. This accidentally NSFW roast chicken:

We made roast chicken with lime stuffing from shittyfoodporn

17. This burger patty that's so tiny, it's disrespectful:

I ordered a burger. from shittyfoodporn

18. This Easter loaf hodgepodge featuring Spam, gelatin, and hard-boiled eggs:

The horrific tradition my family calls “Easter Loaf” (served cold) from shittyfoodporn

19. This baked potato that sprung a leak:

Rate my schools baked potato lunch from shittyfoodporn

20. This banana bread that resembles some sort of meat brick:

i made banana bread but added an entire bottle of red food coloring from shittyfoodporn

21. This *fancy* charcuterie board:

Guys, look at my rendition of a charcuterie board from shittyfoodporn

22. This mug cake that kinda imploded in the microwave:

Attempted one of those microwave mug cakes. Looks, uh, less than appetizing. from shittyfoodporn

23. This grilled steak that went through days of torture:

My boss's dad's favorite way to grill a steak. 3 heat diverters and lots of steam. Marinated in Dale's for 5 days. from shittyfoodporn

24. This hot sauce catastrophe:

Ordered a gluten free pizza last night and ended up with this. Asked for *light* hot sauce and it looks like they dumped the whole bottle on there. The word I would describe this pizza would be leaky. from shittyfoodporn

25. This VERY stuffed swan:

Stuffed swan from one of my cooking FB groups from shittyfoodporn

26. This questionable teriyaki chicken:

Smoker’s Lung? Nope. Alcoholic’s Liver? Nah. My Teriyaki Chicken? Yup. from shittyfoodporn

27. This garlic bread that's unrecognizably burnt:

Spaghetti and garlic bread but I forgot I was making garlic bread. from shittyfoodporn

28. This cheese-wrapped pickle:

Caught my roommate making a "cheese wrapped pickle" from shittyfoodporn

29. This grilled cheese sandwich — without the cheese:

Forgot the cheese part in my grilled cheese… so this is a grilled. Yep, 2 ingredients and I fucked up from shittyfoodporn

30. The saddest-looking pancakes you'll ever see:

I thought pancakes were just flour and water from shittyfoodporn

31. This gingerbread house that might be haunted:

10 years ago I tried to make my first and last gingerbread house. from shittyfoodporn

32. This actual brick of pasta:

I do consider cooking an art form from shittyfoodporn

33. This alien flatbread:

she tried to make algerian flatbread from shittyfoodporn

34. These liquefied mashed potatoes:

My school's "mashed" potatoes. from shittyfoodporn

35. These air-fried chickens that are straight-up RAW:

Another creation from a self proclaimed "chef" I know... air fried chicken and corn on the cob. from shittyfoodporn

36. This steak that became ?one? with the grill:

Oh fuck from shittyfoodporn

37. This mac 'n' cheese attempt:

As requested: my boyfriend’s “Mac and cheese” from shittyfoodporn

38. This bun-less hot dog that I wouldn't want to eat at midnight:

Midnight snack. A single wiener striped with mustard. Prepared with love on fridge door. from shittyfoodporn

39. This Steve Harvey cake that's so bad, it's good:

This thing... Is going to haunt me... from shittyfoodporn

40. This fried rice that came out just a liiiittle mushy:

I tried to make fried rice from shittyfoodporn

41. This pasta-in-a-cup invention:

Don't try to make pasta in a cup from shittyfoodporn

42. This hard-boiled egg that gave birth to an entire human:

I was making hard boiled eggs and one of them broke, and it looks like a baby sleeping in his bed from shittyfoodporn

43. These burgers that remind me of the Nasty Patty from SpongeBob:

It's Burger Time from shittyfoodporn

HELP!!! ??

44. These very dangerous baked (read: ironed?) beans:

I bet I've got the best beans in this whole motel. from shittyfoodporn

45. This pizza that may *actually* have too much cheese:

Asked for a little extra cheese... from shittyfoodporn

46. These creepy potato skins:

Chilli sausages with potato skins and cheese from shittyfoodporn

47. This fancy-schmancy RED BULL cheese:

Cheese I made using a can of Red Bull to curdle the milk. (Mint for garnish) from shittyfoodporn

48. This meme pizza that's kinda impressive but still terrifying:

rate this pizza I made with some friends from shittyfoodporn

49. This pork shoulder taco that's, like, 50% sour cream:

foodporn hated my pork shoulder taco from shittyfoodporn

50. And finally, this paté and hard-boiled eggs ?specialty?:

My aunt’s specialty: chicken liver paté and boiled eggs from shittyfoodporn