79 Father's Day puns to remind Dad that he's a really big dill

Sarah Lemire

Tue, June 4, 2024 at 3:31 AM UTC

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There's no denying it: Dads are pretty special.

They ensure you don't air-condition the whole neighborhood, impose the Dad Tax on your ice cream and keep the giggles coming with their bad-but-good dad jokes.

This year, turn the tables on your favorite jokester with these fabulous Father's Day puns that are guaranteed to get your dad chuckling, if not laughing out loud.

Whether you're spending the day at the beach or taking Dad out to dinner, he's sure to appreciate being on the receiving end of these silly one-liners that cover everything from bad food puns to corny golf witticisms.

After all, there's no time like Father's Day to shell-abrate your favorite fella and nothing better than a punny wisecrack to remind him that when it comes to dads, well, he's a pretty big dill.

Did you catch our terrible puns right there? They probably made you groan, which is exactly the point. After all, why bother with a corny pun if it doesn't make you shake your head and smile?

Thankfully, there's plenty more where those came from, and all of 'em are pretty tee-rific, if we do say so ourselves.

In fact, no ifs ands or putts, our Father's Day puns are, well, par for the course.

So, read on to find just the right one to celebrate your dad and whichever you choose, one thing's for sure — he's really gonna think they're sodium funny.

Funny Father's Day puns

Dad, you're my roll model.
My dad is bun in a million.
Ale in a day's work.
Shell-abrate Father's Day, c'mon!
Don't worry, beach happy!
Have a fin-tastic Father's Day.

You and me were mint to be.
I try not to tell dad jokes. But he thinks they're funny.
I hate my dad's gravity jokes. But I fall for them every time.
Water you doin' this Father's Day?

It's Father's Day: Let's ketchup!
Introducing the Grill Sergeant.
Golf clubs: Weapons of grass destruction.
Who's your caddy?

Best Father's Day puns

Dad to the bone.
My dad is totally Jaw-some.
Dear Dad, sorry for being such a pain in the axe.
Dad, your salty jokes are sodium funny.

Your Father's Day gift is a bad pun because that's how eye roll.
I thought about getting you a new belt for Father’s Day, but worried it would go to waist.
I'd call you later, but Mom says you prefer “Dad.”
Happy Father's Day to a guy who doesn't need glasses. He drinks straight from the bottle instead.

Yoda best dad!
Dad, I used to hate your facial hair, but eventually it grew on me.
I mustache you to admit that I'm your favorite child, but if you're busy, you can shave it for later.
Dad, promise me you'll never fight a dinosaur, because I'm pretty sure you'll get jurasskicked.

I wanted to get you something groundbreaking for Father's Day. Hope you like the shovel.
No otter father is as awesome as you.
I got you a taser for Father's Day. It's stunning.
Happy Farter's Day
My dad is totally pawsome.

Happy Father's Day to the purr-fect dad.
I wouldn't say you've got a dad bod. It's more like a father figure.
I wanted to say something about fishing for Father's Day, but couldn't think of anything catchy.
If you can find a better fisherman than my dad, let minnow.

Father's Day golf puns

You're my favorite dad — by par.
This Father's Day, we're going to par-tee like it's 1999.
May the course be with you.
No surprise, I'm just a chip off the old block.

Fore you Dad? I'd do anything!
You're a putt above the rest!
Dad, you suit me to a tee.
Hope you have a chance to just putter around this Father's Day.

Hope your Father's Day is tee-riffic!
A little birdie told me that it's Father's Day.
No ifs, ands or putts, you're the best dad.
A long time ago, on a fairway, par, par away, there was a stellar dad.

I know I drive you crazy, but you're still my favorite caddy.
Dad, thanks for spending so much quali-tee time with me.
For Father's Day, I got you an extra pair of golf pants. Just in case you get a hole in one.