61 Great Couple Captions for Instagram
If the hardest part of nailing your cute couple photo on Instagram is making sure neither of you are blinking, coming up with the right caption is probably a close second. Whether you’re celebrating an anniversary, partying for the New Year, or even just hanging out at home, striking the right balance between funny, clever, and cute is hard work.
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Fortunately, you can relax, stop sweating the hashtags, and let us take over. We’ve put together a list of ideas for all your couple Instagram caption needs. Check out our suggestions below for fun, pun-filled captions that will keep your #humblebrag safely in the humble zone. Steal a few of these, and then get offline and spend some quality time with your significant other while the likes pile in.
Cute Couple Captions
Two peas in a pod.
We go together like peanut butter and jelly *insert peanut emoticon*
Head over *insert high heel emoticon*
You + me = *insert heart emoticon*
#couplegoals
Funny Couple Captions
You’re my lifehack.
I love you even when I’m hangry.
Pretty glad we both swiped right.
I love you more than pizza. Get back to me on wine *insert pizza and wine emoticons*
Netflix and refill *insert wine glass emoticon*
Clever Couple Captions
Sorry to be cheesy but you’re my butter half *insert cheese and pancake emoticons*
I’m nuts about you *insert acorn emoticon*
Orange you glad you met me *insert orange emoticon*
My partner in wine.
Big spoon, little spoon *insert spoon emoticon*
You’re the cream of the crop *insert milk emoticon*
Couple Captions From Songs
“All you need is love, love, love is all you need.” ? The Beatles
“I wanna keep it how it is so, you can never say how it used to be.” ? Beyoncé
“You knock me off of my feet, my lonely days are gone.” ? Michael Jackson
“It’s always better when we're together.” ? Jack Johnson
“Just the two of us.” ? Bill Withers
“Home is wherever I’m with you.” ? Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros
Instagram Captions for Boyfriends
Man crush everyday #mcm
Sorry ladies, he’s mine.
(For when you’re at a sports game) Game day with bae *insert sports emoticon*
Like a fine wine *insert wine emoticon*
The one I’ve been waiting for.
Instagram Captions for Girlfriends
Talking ‘bout my girl.
Me and my girl, we got this relationship.
The yin to my yang.
(My) Miss Universe 2018.
Life’s peachy with you by my side *insert peach emoticon*
Holiday Couple Captions
Christmas
It’s a wonderful life *insert snowflake and videotape emoticons*
Two turtle doves.
Looking for mistletoe.
All I want for Christmas is you.
New Years
New year, same us.
(For when you get engaged) Ringing in the new year *ring emoticon*
You’re the only person I’d share my good champagne with *insert double champagne glass emoticon*
Valentine’s Day
My Valentine.
My other half has my whole heart *insert heart emoticon*
Thank’s, Cupid.
Fourth of July
Baby you’re a *insert firework emoticon*
Happy co-dependence day.
You make my heart go boom.
Halloween
Me and my boo *insert ghost emoticon*
Trick-or-treating with my arm candy *insert lollipop emoticon*
I’m batty for you *insert bat emoticon*
Seasonal Couple Captions
Winter
Baby it’s cold outside.
Walking in a winter wonderland.
Love you a latke *insert potato emoticon*
Spring
(He/She) puts a spring in my step.
It’s spring and I’ve got *insert butterfly emoticon*
Birds of feather flock together.
Summer
Life’s a beach.
Summer lovin’ had me a blast *insert lightning emoticon*
Of all the fish in the sea, you’re the only one for me *insert fish emoticon*
Fall
Falling in love.
Don’t ever leaf me *insert leaf emoticon*
"I’ve got sunshine on a cloudy day, when it’s cold outside, I’ve got the month of May." — The Temptations
Owl love you *insert owl emoticon*