77 of the Funniest Father's Day Puns That Every Dad Joke-Loving Pop Will Appreciate
Some dads love to talk business, some dads like to talk sports, some dads like to talk grilling—but all dads love a punny, terrible dad jokes and puns, which is why writing silly Father's Day puns in your card will make him extra happy!
If you’re at a loss for Father’s Day ideas this year, what better gift to give dad this year than the gift of laughter? With this list of the 77 best Father’s Day puns, you’ll have him cracking up in no time. Bonus: he'll have some punny new fodder to add to his ridiculous dad jokes collection!
Whether you write your favorite Father’s Day pun in a card, share it on social media post, or stick it right in the middle of a Father’s Day toast, you can’t go wrong with these funny Father's Day-themed pun ideas.
Trust us, he’ll be so impressed with your Father’s Day puns that he’ll surely steal some to claim as his own!
77 Father's Day Puns
1. Yoda best dad in the whole world!
2. If the world had S’more dads like you, it would really be so sweet.
3. I hope you have a beer-y happy Father’s Day.
4. Honestly, our family would really be muffin without you.
5. Thanks for always pudding up with me, Dad.
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6. Dad, you are so tea-riffic!
7. You are definitely one of my two favorite pear-ants!
8. We love you a latte, Dad! We cannot even espresso how much.
9. May you have a fan-stache-tic Father's Day.
10. Hey Dad, you are really punny.
11. I really love spending koala-ty time with you, Dad.
12. Let us taco ’bout how much you rock, Dad.
13. Dad, I don’t say this every day but I love you from my head tomatoes.
14. Happy Farter’s Day!
15. Dad, you’re shrimply amazing.
16. I am fishing you a happy Father’s Day!
17. You are one in a melon, Dad!
18. Hi Dad, thanks for constantly chicken on me. Because of you, I turned out well done.
19. I really love you so matcha!
20. You did a grape job raisin me, Dad.
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21. Please do remember that I whale always love you, Dad.
22. It may sound cheesy, but Dad, you’re the grate-est.
23. Everything I brew, I brew it for you, Dad.
24. I’m not lion, Dad. You are really the best!
25. Thank you for always being a soup-er Dad.
26. Just don’t Pop believing.
27. Dad, you are my most favorite parent, and it's knot even close to a tie.
28. I donut know what I’d do without your help, Dad.
29. I love you, Dad, even when you're always giraffe-ing me crazy.
30. Dad, I could never ever wine about you.
31. I really love you with every pizza my heart, Dad.
32. Let’s par-tee this Father’s Day!
33. I shore love you, Dad. So, let's shellaberate now!
34. Hey Dad! Olive you so much.
35. You’re soy awesome, Dad.
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36. Wood you believe how much I really love you, Dad?
37. Dad, you just can't be beet.
38. You’re like a whiteboard, Dad, because you’re remarkable.
39. Your Dad yolks crack me up each and every time.
40. I’m so lucky duck you are my dad.
41. Congratulations! You have been koalified to be called the best father.
42. I’m very happy to be y-orchid.
43. You’re the best dad ever, and I’m not kitten about this.
45. Thanks for always bear-ing with me, Dad.
46. I turtle-y love you, Dad!
47. Dad, you are so egg-cellent and overly easy to be around!
48. I can’t express how much I loaf you, Dad.
49. You’re totally one cool Pop-sicle!
50. Dad, you are wheel-y great!
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51. Happy Father’s Day! I am about to finish wrapping your pheasant.
52. It’s finally o-fish-cial, you are the greatest dad!
53. There’s gnome one like you, Dad.
54. Dad, thank you for always bacon me happy.
55. I love you, Dad. Pho real.
56. Being a great dad is such a whisky business, but you did it so well.
57. You are so T-Rex-ellent, Dad!
58. Dad, I'm your biggest flan!
60. Lettuce celebrate Father’s Day tonight.
61. Thanks for everything, Dad. You’re cereal-ously the best.
62. You can’t pasta-bly be cooler, Dad.
63. A Pea Father’s Day, Daddy!
64. Dad, you certainly hold the rarest and highest steak in my life.
65. You’re so spec-taco-lar, Dad!
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66. Just remember that owl always love you, Dad!
67. This Father’s Day, don't worry, be hoppy.
68. I love you so much, Dad, that I'd even share my cheese dip with you—just in queso you didn't already know!
69. You are totally the best dad of all thyme.
70. Dad, I lava you so much!
71. I am whiskey-ing you a happy Father’s Day.
72. Oil always love you, Dad.
73. You are reel-y the best dad!
74. Dad, I have so mushroom for you in my heart.
75. Sometimes, you can be a real pizza work but I still love you, Dad.
76. Dad, your love for us is un-beet-able.
77. Thank you berry much for always being by my side, Dad.
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