80 Juicy Burger Puns & Jokes
Calling all burger lovers! Whether you’re into an all-beef patty or a tasty veggie burger, get ready to sink your teeth into a hearty helping of hilarity with this iconic collection of burger puns and jokes. From clever wordplay to laugh-out-loud one-liners, this meaty compilation is sure to leave you grinning from ear to ear. And sure, things might get a little cheesy here and there, but that's part of the fun, right?
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Best Burger Puns
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1. I forgot to order my burger with pickles and now I have a real dill-emma on my hands.
2. I’d make a hamburger pun… but it’d be too cheesy!
3. Burger puns pickle me!
4. You’re bun in a million!
5. What's the most common burger name? Patty!
6. When life gives you buns, make burgers.
7. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but a burger a day keeps sadness at bay.
8. You can’t spell ‘burger’ without ‘urge.'
9. I'm not fat, I'm just burger bulking.
10. Been there, bun that!
11. Work’s done, let’s patty!
12. I asked my burger if it wanted to hear a joke, but it said it had heard this bun before.
13. My burger told me some gossip, but it wasn't very juicy.
14. Dear burgers, you’re so barbe-cute!
15. Happy burg-day!
16. You’re the bun that I want!
17. No use crying over spilled ketchup, it’s just an excuse to order another burger.
18. You’re the burger to my fries!
19. Do you bunna dance?
20. When life hands you lemons, make a lemon-herb burger and enjoy every bite.
21. The burger was so cold it had to bun-dle up.
22. I couldn't finish my burger because it was so well done—it was bun-forgivable.
23. Let’s ketchup over a burger.
24. Don’t go bacon my heart!
25. Meat your heart out!
26. This burger looks so gouda!
27. I relish the thought of eating another burger!
28. Sun's out buns out!
29. Do you bun-na dance?
30. This burger is a real whopper of a meal!
31. That burger is grill-y good!
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Best Burger Jokes
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32. Where do burgers go after high school? Cow-lege!
33. Is the burger a good stand-up comic? They’re just OK – they do a lot of cheesy bacon bits.
34. Who are hamburgers' favorite people? Vegetarians!
35. Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino? Because it was on a roll.
36. How can you find Ronald McDonald on a nude beach? He's the one with the sesame seed buns.
37. What did the burger say to the condiment? You better ketchup!
38. Why do hamburgers make bad baseball players? They always end up in a pickle.
39. What did the cheese say to the hamburger who kept telling jokes? Don't stop, you're on a roll!
40. What do you call a burger that has been knighted? Sir Loin.
41. What do you call a burger who goes to the beach a lot? A clam-burger.
42. What did the burger say about his bride on their wedding day? Cheese all mine!
43. What did the sausage say to the burger? "You're on a roll today."
44. Why did the burger go to the gym? To get better buns!
45. What do you call a burger king? A royal with cheese.
46. What's a burger's favorite Shakespeare play? Ham-let.
47. How does a burger propose to another burger? Lettuce get married!
48. What's a burger's favorite day? Fry-day!
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49. What did the hamburger say when it pleaded "not guilty"? I've been flamed!
50. How do we know burgers love young people? They're pro-teen!
51. Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues? They get to meet their old flames!
52. What do you call a cheeseburger that's been in the sun too long? A patty melt!
53. Why did the cow refuse to get on the truck? Beefs me!
54. Why did the vampire have a hamburger for dinner? He didn't want to take a chance on the stake!
55. How do you make a hamburger laugh? Pickle it.
56. Why couldn't the sesame seed come to the party? Because they had a bun-ch of prior commitments.
57. How do you know when a burger has been outside too long? It starts to get bun-burnt.
58. What's a hamburger's favorite system of measurement? The meat-ric system!
59. Why did the burger go to the gym? It wanted to be a lean, mean patty machine.
60. What do you call a burger that's out of shape? A flabby patty.
61. What's a burger's favorite type of music? Wrap and roll.
62. Why did the burger go to the bank? It wanted to get some cheddar.
63. Why did the burger go to the gym? To get buns of steel.
64. Where do burgers go dancing? The meat ball!
65. How did the burger propose to his girlfriend? With an onion ring.
66. What do you call a shoe made out of a burger? A flip-flop patty.
67. Did you hear about the burger who couldn't stop telling jokes? He was a real ham-burger.
68. Did you hear about the burger who lost his temper? He really flipped out.
69. What do you call a burger with a great sense of humor? A prime cut-up.
70. What do you call a burger who’s always gossiping? A Big Yak!
71. What do you call a burger who’s always taking advantage of other burgers? A Whoppper-tunist!
72. What do you call a burger that tells dad jokes? A groan beef patty!
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73. What do you call a mean burger? A beef jerky.
74. What do you call a burger that can sing? Meat Loaf!
75. What did the momma burger say to the baby burger? I’m going to bun-dle you up and take you home!
76. What do you say to a slow burger? Pick-le up the pace!
77. What do you call a burger that's good at singing? Meaty Cyrus!
78. Why did the burger go to the library? To ketchup on its reading.
79. What do you call a burger that's always in a hurry? Fast food.
80. Why did the burger go to anger management? It had beef with everyone!
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