The Best, Craziest, Weirdest Moments From Cannes
Most Lit: This Candelabra
Anyone got a match?
Best Party Guest: Doutzen Kroes
Some guests bring napkins, some guests are the disco ball.
Most envy-inducing: Will Smith and Agnès Jaoui
What I wouldn't give for a Will Smith smooch. Have you seen Concussion? Will Smith is divine. Also recommended: Hitch, The Pursuit of Happyness. We don't have to talk about Collateral Beauty.
Most Censored: Eva Longoria
Nothing to see here?
Most Spot-On: Diane Kruger
Diane Kruger nails it with the-rest-of-us-should-just-give-up precision every time.
Biggest 'Beauty and the Beast' Fan: Uma Thurman
It's very Featherduster-couture, non?
Most Disney: Elsa Hosk
When you're over Frozen, but know Classic Disney nostalgia is a thing.
Hardest Working Pants, Part One: Charlize Theron
Lace leggings? Sexy!
Best Naked Dress Fakeout: Bella Hadid
You think this is naked but...
Most Actually Naked Dress: Bella Hadid
...then you see this naked.
Most Prepared: Kendall Jenner
When your Giambattista Valli couture can double as a picnic blanket or a blanket.
...or a hot air balloon.
Comes in handy when you need to make a quick getaway.
Most Rihanna: Rihanna
Always full of surprises.
Hardest Working Pants, Part 2: Jeremy Scott
With the appropriately pantsless Anja Rubik.
Best Ginger Sandwich: Susan Sarandon and Julianne Moore
Oh to be the fluff in that fluffernutter.
Biggest Titanic Fan: Bella Hadid
That necklace looks familiar...
See?
Casual.
Most in Need of a Flatbed Escort: Araya Hargate
Biggest Unicorn Fan: Elle Fanning
Vivienne Westwood hand-painted a unicorn on the actress's train.
Fancy, huh?
Best Sleepwalker: Salma Hayek
When you wear your chicest sleep mask to bed just in case.
Comfiest: Tilda Swinton
I want to wear that Chanel sequined jumpsuit to watch episodes 7 - 13 of Riverdale on my couch this weekend.
Most Ready for the After-Party: Kendall Jenner
Already in her jorts!
Hardest Working Pants, Part 3: Emily Ratajkowski
GIVE THOSE PANTS A RAISE.
Best Face: Robert Pattinson
I've missed you, Rob!
Whisperiest Whisper: Elle Fanning and Nicole Kidman
Have to really get in there to hear that secret.
Most Badass: Susan Sarandon
Oh, Suze.
Second Best Censors: Rita Ora
Boobs Nothing to see here?
Most Excited About "Anne with an E": Salma Hayek
Same, Salma.
Biggest Teen Wolf Fan: This Zombie
But why.
Least Willing to Waste Prime Sun Time: Toni Garrn
Those abs aren't going to tan themselves!
Seriously, where's he been?
Best Posture: Irina Shayk
Nothing like a leather waist-trainer to keep you upright.
Most Precarious: Neelam Gill
That is one brave piece of string.
Selfie We'd Most Like to See: Barry Jenkins
What filter is he choosing!?
Best Uncandid Candid: Will Smith and Jessica Chastain
"Just look over our shoulders and seem surprised? Got it."
Most On Brand: Elsa Hosk
A true Angel wears her undies always―even on the red carpet.
Heeeeyyyy youuuu.
Seriously, this face.
Most Reckless: Shanina Shaik and Sofia Richie
OMG THE FACE-TOUCHING, ARE THEY CRAZY?
Biggest Katy Perry Fan: Anna Cleveland
Boob rosettes never go out of style.
Most Hair Gel: David Beckham
Still would.
Second Most Excited for the After-Party: Barbara Palvin
She's already in her jamies.
Can't Stop.
Also won't stop.
Most Why: Karolina Kurkova.
Because, why?
Candelabras! Censored dresses!