A cat gave birth under this man's bed, but it wasn't his cat — and his Twitter thread is a must-read
Cats can be extremely sneaky animals. They love to lurk in hidden spots where they can see everything going on (without being seen themselves), they can quietly move from place to place without being noticed, and they know how to take care of themselves when they’re all alone. Because of this, you’ve probably heard your fair share of hilarious sneaky cat stories, but we promise that this new one takes the cake. A man found a cat that had given birth under his bed, and the craziest thing is that it wasn’t even his cat.
The story of how this happened is, obviously, going viral on Twitter right now, and it is one of those threads that is absolutely worth a read. The discovery was made when Paris Zarcilla, a filmmaker based in London, went upstairs to get a sweater out of his room. To his surprise, an adult tuxedo cat with four tiny newborn kittens was where his sweater should have been. Would this have been weird if it were his cat? Not really. But it wasn’t, so of course Zarcilla freaked out a bit.
Naturally, he also documented the experience on Twitter:
So... I JUST FOUND A CAT THAT IS NOT MINE AND IT HAS HAD BABIES UNDER MY BED. pic.twitter.com/83ktBHGgT5
— Paris Zarcilla (@ParisZarcilla) May 30, 2018
Zarcilla obviously took on the role as adopted father to the teensy kittens.
Cancelling all my plans. Crawling under the bed to spend the rest of the day with my four new children. #newdad
— Paris Zarcilla (@ParisZarcilla) May 30, 2018
He also shared some truly adorable close-up photos of the kittens, which will make you want to run out and get yourself some newborn kittens of your own right now:
Cuteness update: I'm dying. pic.twitter.com/fJWUVnlNKh
— Paris Zarcilla (@ParisZarcilla) May 30, 2018
To my cat sons and daughters, I'll be the hero you deserve, but not the one it needs right now (because of mama cat). So I'll hunt for you, because I can afford it. I'll be your silent guardian, your watchful protector. Love, #CatDad pic.twitter.com/JkaUpGzXCP
— Paris Zarcilla (@ParisZarcilla) May 30, 2018
There’s even a video!
I think I'm living the best day of my life. Wait, no. Actually fuck it yes I am. This is the best :') pic.twitter.com/1P4eryHLyw
— Paris Zarcilla (@ParisZarcilla) May 30, 2018
While these kittens are absolutely adorable, you can’t help but wonder: How the heck did they get there?! Zarcilla still doesn’t know for sure, but he did say, “I suspect it’s a neighbor’s. I leave my back door open a lot. Slept in my living room last night. Went upstairs to grab a jumper. Boom. Kittens. I am genuinely baffled.”
As weird as it sounds, this isn’t actually out of character for felines. According to International Cat Care, some cats are “the independent type which will go to extreme lengths to discover a dark, enclosed space well away from human contact.”
For those who are worried about the future of the mama cat and her new babies, it seems like Zarcilla is going to do the best he can to find them a home. He tweeted, “Going to get mama cat scanned to track down owner.”
Oh, and that sweater he was looking for? Yeah…that was ruined during the birth.
RIP jumperS. Her water broke all over it. Those kittens had a cashmere birth. I provide, Emma.
— Paris Zarcilla (@ParisZarcilla) May 30, 2018
If you want to read every moment of Zarcilla freaking out over the cuteness of his new roommates, you can check out his entire thread on Twitter. It kind of makes you hope a pregnant cat will magically appear under your bed one day.