Comedian’s Rant Perfectly Sums Up Being a Parent at Disney

Whoever called Disney the happiest place on earth, clearly didn’t attend with children. At least that’s how comedian John Crist sees it.

Now, Crist may not have children, but he perfectly captured every parent’s grievances while visiting a Disney park in a spot-on video titled “Every Parent at Disney.” Prepare to be triggered.

In the deeply relatable video, Crist leans into dad stereotypes and admonishes maps, yearns for a quiet bench in the shade and pines over air conditioning. But his issues with Disney don’t stop there.

Chief among his complaints are his 12-hour itinerary of family fun, having to choose between $45 bedazzled mouse ears or college for his child, and Elsa. Oh, and then there’s that whole counting your kids so you don’t lose them thing. Been there. 

Thank goodness for Disney cocktails. 

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