Conquer the Horniest Summer Ever? With This Very, Very Thorough Dating Guide
How much more evidence do you need to know that this is going to be the Horniest Summer Ever?? Taika Waititi, Tessa Thompson, and Rita Ora are making out down under. Kourtney Kardashian and Travis Barker can’t stop smooshing their naked bods together. Chris Meloni’s shiny muscles got everyone on Instagram pregnant. People are vaxxed and waxed and, well, you know the rest.
It’s exciting, right? But it’s also, um, terrifying. Like, in the do-I-even-remember-how-to-interact-with-human-strangers-anymore? sort of way. Because the Fauci Ouchie doesn’t exactly protect against feeling all nervous and awkward (thanks, science!!) and it’s been a minute. One billion minutes, to be exact. You’ve probs been asking Yahoo Answers yourself questions like, Which way am I supposed to swipe again? What is a date? Whomst is “small talk”? You’re feeling a lil rusty because, oh, IDK, you’ve spent the past 15+ months wearing the same sweatpants and eating spaghetti for breakfast/lunch/dinner on your couch. So have we, but we’re still here to help.
Behold this very special online dating guide just for you. Here, you’ll find everything you need to know to conquer the online dating scene, from *wiggles eyebrows* date ideas to the best app for you to a list of sexxxy questions that will def turn up the heat. Get after it, kittens.
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