Can You Create a Sentence of 26 Words That Each Start With a Different Letter?

Can you create a sentence of 26 words that each start with a different letter of the alphabet, not necessarily in alphabetical order?

—Christy Adams Lentz, The Woodlands, Texas

Hey, here’s a fun challenge for you, readers! Send me your sentences, and my most-trusted judge (me) will choose what she thinks is the best one, to be published at a future date. Better entries will have fewer tricks, such as long lists of groceries, etc.

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