Your Daily DogScope for April 09, 2022
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
You won't be sure what the right response is for a change. Should you bark or be submissive? Look to your packmates for the answer, but then decide for yourself.
Taurus
Your owner has a lot to learn about dogs. Why are you home all day with nothing to do and no companion? Your doghouse is not a day spa, after all. If you don't get treated to doggy daycare, then the least you need is a basket of toys.
Gemini
Someone around you is a bit of a brainiac -- all thought and no action. That's no fun, so shake things up a bit!. Even humans can learn new tricks, especially when they're pulled from the other end of a leash.
Cancer
You live to serve, but make no mistake about it, your relationship with your human is a partnership. Your owner, on the other hand, may have differing ideas about that. Exert your authority however you can; if someone has to be the boss, it might as well be you.
Leo
Cell phones and a quick temper are not a good combination. Other humans will agree with you, but other dogs may not be as astute as you are. You don't need anyone's OK but your own; chew the cell phone.
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Virgo
It won't just be the water that tempts you; it's what's swimming in it. Whether you're feeling intellectually curious or simply expanding your prey, dive right in, then suffer the consequences.
Libra
Another dog has you stumped. You're not totally to blame -- the vet is -- but you're the one trying to figure out what all the attention you're getting is about. It's called flirting, so go ahead and enjoy, even if it can't lead to romance.
Scorpio
Decisions are not hard for you because you operate on a subliminal level. You'll find yourself in the unusual position of needing to think today. Toss the idea back and forth like a Frisbee before you decide.
Sagittarius
It takes forever to get out the door some days. And after all that preparation time, your owner still forgets the cell phone. Put your paw down; there's no going back this time, and you'll both enjoy a better walk without it.
Capricorn
Your owner is a bit detached, so don't waste time begging for extra treats. And don't be surprised if your usual amount is not forthcoming, either. It's not about you: The humans in your world are focused on work today.
Aquarius
You'll have a lot more fun at the park if you get over your personal issues. Today is your chance to do just that. Go ahead, connect with all those other dogs instead of being aloof.
Pisces
Your owner has been helping others do some home improvement, and it's not cheap, either. What about your doghouse? Don't complain; you wouldn't have the run of the place the way you do now if it were fancier digs.
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