Your Daily DogScope for April 18, 2022
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
When humans around you want to do as little as possible, you know it's time to step in with some help. Just getting out of the doghouse could be all they need, so drag them through the door.
Taurus
Don't spend the day alone. You need to be around your packmates, no matter what it takes. If that means slipping out the door when no one is looking, then you already know how it's done.
Gemini
You can sense your owner's frustration, but its source is a bit blurry. All that has to be clear is the solution to the problem, and you already know what that is.
Cancer
Does daydreaming sound like a good way to spend the day? If not, then you'll have to take things into your own paws because your owner isn't in tune with your need to burn energy.
Leo
Don't fly off the handle. Keeping your cool is much more effective than reacting emotionally. A low growl can scare some humans into a panic, so sit back and watch them react.
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Virgo
Relationship issues rule the day. If you and your owner aren't pulling in two different directions, you're walking at different paces. Respecting each other's difference will only help so much, but it's a start.
Libra
You don't need to be told to appreciate the smaller things in life. In fact, you could teach your owner a thing or two. The first lesson should be that they have too many things on the go. It's up to you to shorten their leash.
Scorpio
You shouldn't have to work your imagination so hard just to have a good day. If you want some real excitement and adventure, you have to find a way out the door, with or without your human. Make your daydreams reality.
Sagittarius
If you want to feel useful, start cataloging all the ways you're good for your humans. They'd never get revved up to start the day without you, and that's the first on the list. Get to work.
Capricorn
Why do you only get treats when you impress your owners? That seems like a lot of work for something you were born deserving. But then again, if it made them happy, you'd dance on a beach ball for free.
Aquarius
Put yourself first today, more than usual. That means eating masses of treats and taking long, long walks. Just how you pull it off is up to you, as long as you push things to the limit.
Pisces
You like to do what you can, but you just have too much energy to think about anyone else today. You need to be taking care of your own high energy instead. If that means breaking free of your leash, then do it by any means.
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