Your Daily DogScope for April 30, 2022
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
The phrase is trial and error, not trial and success. Keep working at it until you get it right. You may be frustrated with all the details now, but someday obedience will just be routine.
Taurus
You travel between two worlds with ease today. You have a good time romping with your pals, and a good time lying at your owner's feet. Enjoy your furry and non-furry companions.
Gemini
Someone is holding grudges. They're making a list and checking it twice. You don't want to have anything to do with that kind of bean counter, so walk by and ignore the yapping.
Cancer
You'd love to connect with your pack mates, but it's just not going to happen. It's a good day to enjoy the company of your humans though, and make plans for future outings.
Leo
You're the perfect guard dog: not impulsive, but willing to act if necessary. You get to test out your strategy today and the result requires no further fine-tuning.
What do the planets say about your love life? Receive cosmic advice with your Daily Love Horoscope.
Virgo
Face it, you're falling in love. It doesn't take too much analysis to figure that out. You're ready to submit to your owner. A better decision has never been made.
Libra
Your owner is in a mood. They can find fault with anything, so do don't bother trying to please them. But don't let that nitpicking bother you, either. Just wait until the clouds part.
Scorpio
Like a thorn in your pad, the small details will bedevil you today. Whether you let your owner choose the gear or you do it yourself is irrelevant.
Sagittarius
A sudden surge of energy will have you jumping through hoops. Your human will be the first to reward you but not the last.
Capricorn
Stealing rawhide is a risky business. Are you ready to strike with surgical precision? If the answer is no, settle for watching someone else chew.
Aquarius
It goes without saying that humans have a different agenda than yours. Why are there so many rules in their society? Leave it to the sociologists and enjoy the freedom you do have.
Pisces
You adore the dog walker and they adore you, but that's not the whole equation. It's about money. But now that you see how things really are, you won't love any less.
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