Your Daily DogScope for August 01, 2022
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
You'll put up with visiting relatives, but you aren't obligated to feel good about it. As long as there is no lip raising, growling, or -- gasp -- nipping, the interlopers won't even know the difference.
Taurus
What's a dog to do when the humans are happy and content, socializing over food? Why, steal a bit when they're not watching, of course. If you're a singleton, take the risk. If not, have some restraint.
Gemini
Your good buddy is acting very possessive. The reason is not really clear, but it hurts your feelings. Give them a piece of your mind, if only to preserve the friendship.
Cancer
You cringe when you think the spotlight is on you, but -- surprise! -- nobody is paying any attention. Go for it, then, or let stage fright ruin a great opportunity.
Leo
Your human loves getting lost in deep thought. It doesn't take a genius to understand that barking is not conducive to that. You'll have to muzzle yourself or spend time outside alone.
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Virgo
Organizing your day holds no interest. Luckily for you, humans do it for you. You'll get to spend more time with them than usual, because of the way their organized their schedule, for you. Say thank you.
Libra
Your owner has been busy, busy, busy. Keeping their head down, keeping the knife to the grind stone -- no matter what cliche you chose, you're spending too much time alone. The long stretch will soon be over with big pay offs all around.
Scorpio
You and your owner have a lot in common, but eating in foreign restaurants is not one of them. You don't even enjoy the doggy bags. This is more than a passing phase, so get reacquainted with your favorite can of chow.
Sagittarius
It's not a good day to follow a passing whim. One foray into the forest, and the trees get in the way. Stay on the periphery instead of going in too deep.
Capricorn
Your humans have no idea how hard it is to guard the house while they are away. They're always happy to find the mail, but someone has to deal with it all when it comes through the slot. It's all on you.
Aquarius
If you're not having an easy emotional time, then just stick to your routine. Exercise, time with other pets, your chow -- those things that will help you move on.
Pisces
Don't just sit around day dreaming about romance, get out there and get some! Just how to go about that is a mystery? You may not find that special pooch, but at least you'll have a lot of fun trying.
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