Your Daily DogScope for December 02, 2022
Life is ruff when you’re four-legged and furry with a completely clueless human. Fortunately, our daily Dogscope can brighten those boneless days with a little encouragement and a helping paw.
Aries
You have a sudden burst of inspiration. The way to get treats is not to care. Suddenly your owner will be whistling for you and throwing snacks in the air, anything to get your attention.
Taurus
You don't know your own strength. If you don't start to feel the tension on the leash, though, you're in for some new gear. A pinch collar is no fun, so start to give some slack.
Gemini
If your owner's been out of town, they may have some catching up to do. It may take a while to get into the swing, so make each walk as pleasant as possible until they realize what they missed.
Cancer
You know just how to win over people's sympathy. It's a practical skill, so don't let anyone make you feel guilty about it. If you had opposing thumbs it would be a different story.
Leo
You know the routine: they act easygoing, then go for the ankles. You've seen people fall for it again and again, but you're not that easily fooled. Get your fur up at the first sight of them.
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Virgo
So what if your owner is sometimes hedonistic? You are self-indulgent every day of the week. It's their turn to do some pleasure-seeking, so cut them some slack.
Libra
Sometimes it just doesn't make sense to be possessive. With what's in your bowl, you can only hope someone else will take an interest. At least there's no chance of over eating and feeling heavy.
Scorpio
You and your buddies will act like wannabe mechanics. You can take things apart but you just can't put them back together. You usually leave that to your humans, but this project is beyond repair.
Sagittarius
Your vision of the future involves day-long adventures and meals under the moon. That's inspired but not very practical. Settle for three walks a day and chow in the kitchen.
Capricorn
Your human is an excellent provider. But all of their drive is focused on work. If you're their only dependent, it may seem like overkill but that's the only way to capture the big game.
Aquarius
Someone wasn't doing much planning when they built your doghouse. If they were, they would have included electric heat and plumbing. You have to ease your way into the big house for that.
Pisces
You'll have to play matchmaker today because you seem to be the only one who can see the obvious. Use your gifts to sniff out the best candidate. It should be easy for you, since their inner beauty is shining brightly.
What do the planets say about your love life? Receive cosmic advice with your Daily Love Horoscope.
